LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO NOT EAT DONUTS (in Old English: doughnuts). Yet I resist, I resist with all my might. It's not fair that such pleasure should be so bad for you. Driving home from the gym, where I turn left to get home, if I just went a half mile further up the highway, there is a wonderful donut/ice cream shop there. I have been in there two or three times, days when my defenses were destroyed by the dream of a key lime jelly donut. The selection is top notch, the variety essentially screams out at you from the glass front cases, PICK ME, PICK ME! The obscene display of caloric cacophony can push a sane person into a frenzy. Reasonable people, faced with such circular wonders, can become psychopathic with mouth-watering desire. Even now, writing this post, I imagine the indulgent gratification of cinnamon sugar in my whiskers, the sweet, melt-in-your-mouth cake donut crumbling in complete surrender to my palate. Oh, how unfair it all is, how cruel to have such delicious wonders only blocks away, ready to please me beyond imagining, beyond even the demonic donut fantasy that I entertained just yesterday, or maybe the day before yesterday. Where're my car keys?
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