Ostomy Memories of the Number Two

NUMEROLOGISTS ARE HAVING ORGASMS TODAY: 2/22/22. The pseudoscience numerology touts a supposed divine or mystical relationship between a number and one or more coinciding events. They consider TWO to be an angelic number, the number of intuition, observation, and relationships. Let them have their day but, it has to be noted, numerology stands alongside astrology, necromancy, tarot cards, and palm reading as complete balderdash. If the number two connotes balance, it also delivers the prospect of conflict, opposition, and division. Pythagoreans thought the number two unlucky, with the power to bring forth evil. As for me, I agree with Plato that the number two has no particularly significant meaning… unless it happens to fall on a day of the week ending in y, of course, in which case you had better not leave home, eat anything that is a porcine product, and certainly do not answer your telephone.

All I'll say is it takes TWO to tango. 🕺💃 I'm not really sure if that's a tango but it's the best emojis I got. 👀 Anyway, there must be something to the number 2 cause it means I could be part of a dynamic DUO(2) if/when I find her. 

An online newspaper had this....

Today's date is February 22/02/2022 in mm-dd-yyyy British format.
So what? You may ask. Well, pause for a moment and check again.
This is a date that is a mathematical rarity and will not happen in our lifetime again.
This is a date on which all numbers line up to give the “22022022” date.
Yes, today’s date is a palindrome.
However, that is not all because it is an ambigram too.
it can be read from left to right and right to left, upside down.

Henry, you said "NUMEROLOGISTS ARE HAVING ORGASMS TODAY: 2/22/22."

...YES, WE ARE!!! LOL 😍

2/22/22, and on a Tue(two)sday. 🤔 I better go buy a lottery ticket, this is some freaky stuff. 😮 Maybe I'll get 2 messages from 2 members on here. I double(crap, that's a two too) dog dare 2 members to send me 2 messages to(another 2...kind of)day at 2:22(3 of them there 🤦‍♂️). This is too(shit, pardon my French, another one) much. I'm off to(it's everywhere) bed. Talk to(what's another one) everyone later. 😁 

Someone said Orgasms? 😮 Always better between 2 people than any other number I can think of. This #2 has got some serious mojo. 

LOL awesome!

Good for you, kid.  Whatever it takes... 

It's a Tickling Tuesday for Two kind of day ...never to happen again in any lifetime ,so embrace your time and make the best of it 

Hi all when i think of two i dont think of orgasms i think of poo cuz i,m an ostomate afterall.

To add to that.....which makes a person react/respond immediately, going #1 or #2? More mojo for #2. 😁

Would I get strange looks or punched if I went up to a lady and started tickling her? What do I say...."it's Tuesday on 2/22/22, it's ok ma'am." 😂

Oh well, Henry and all, let's attach our little dreams and fantasies to something, or someone, and enjoy every delicious minute of it!!!

Sally YES I Agree.... There are more unexplainable things in this world than not!  Including Magic....

I should wait ‘till TwosDay 2 reply 2 your post, Henry, but that’s 2 far away.  If any-1 has nothing 2 do for a few days he/she might try to find the square root of 2, long hand.  Obviously I’m very 2-ooned in 2 this number thing.  Pithy’s Pi and Fibonacci’s Phi really help me 2 make change so I don't need a cash register.   In circles, the sum of the squares of the octagonolistically ob2oose perpendicular tangents could be 2 if the radius allowed it.  

I’m willing 2 share more of my math expertice if you’re interested.

Thanks to all of you for yours.

Mike