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Once Upon a Time..

Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:33 am
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Hey Friends! 
     Help me tell a story?? I’ve been focused on healing lately, and what’s better for the soul than a good laugh? (Maybe great friends, and a huge hug? I’m sending you all one now. 🥰) Without further ado, I’m going to start a story. Then y’all can add on. (I’m so excited! 😂) Just a couple rules.. don’t let the story end, and make sure the person above you is added to the story. Let’s make a novel worthy of awards! (Even if we make them up, lol.) I love y’all!

     Once upon a time, long, long ago, there was a beautiful realm. It was full of everything wonderful that one could imagine. Waterfalls, sunshine, flowers, tacos, and walruses. Everything was nearly perfect, save its occupants… They were a fun loving bunch granted great and mysterious powers. Powers bestowed upon them the day they became an ostomate. Being mostly good, everyone thrived in harmony.. most of the time. As I previously stated, there were a few evil apples, and a great lot of clumsy ostomates learning to control their powers.  (Next. 🍿🥤🌮)

Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:56 am

There was a misunderstood group called the Bad Front Ass Mafia group, or BFAM for short. One of the members of this group was Sonic Shot the Mistake of Men, also known as Rae. One day, Rae was having pizza with Grey Brain the Mercenary of Hope, also known as Meadow - Meadow was BFAM’s overseas specialist, helping ostomates escape the Desolate Dunes, where most of the Evil Apples lived. 

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Thu Apr 28, 2022 9:44 am

Just as Rae and Meadow were finishing up their pizza break along comes the leader of the Evil Apples.

He/she had just arrived from the Desolate Dunes with news.

Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:06 pm

I have found a genie and we Sally snow and Rae all get to have two wishes each. Caz67 wished that she could hear and see everything. Her final wish was to rid the world of all diseases. XX

Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:24 pm

     The plot thickens.. Caz has arrived from The Desolate Dunes with news. A lamp, and 2 wishes each. Caz is quick to make her wishes including ridding the world of all disease. Bwahhahahaha! Was that an evil laugh? Perhaps Caz came from the Desolate Dunes because she is flirting with the enemy? The Evil Apples control The Desolate Dunes. (Da, duh, duuuuuuhhh!) We are a motley crew of ostomates. We clumsily use our powers for good. Sally, Meadow, and Rae feel different. No more bags, but no more powers either.. Now they must choose? Their own perfection or saving the world? 

Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:37 pm

Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:02 pm

Caz67 quickly replies a horse a horse my kingdom for a horse 🐎 . Alex kindly brings a horse but Caz67 didn't mean it like that. She was more looking to bet her million minions on the horse. XX

Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:45 pm

As they crossed the Valley of Sighs news arrived that the Evil Apples had seized the City of Hope and were advancing on Kviz via the Desolate Dunes. Rae in a dashing move rearranged the catapults, organized search and rescue parties, and laid-down new strategy that would in a flanking move skirt the dark woods and descend on the Evil Apples while they slept. The horses were fed and watered near a gurgling brook and sounds of revelry could be heard from the kitchens.

Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:16 pm

     Oh, the sweet sounds of victory to be had. Reverberating out from the kitchen, to the bunk houses, the stables and beyond. The tightly knit crew, led by Meadow,  awaited their next move. Worry began to settle over the small crew. Had they counted their impending success too soon? What of the powers they had lost along the way? Had hope really gone with the City of Hope being seized? As they spoke in hushed tones Bowsprit interjected. He spoke in low tones carrying great authority. Bowsprit unraveled a tale of deception regarding the mysterious lamp, and it’s nonexistent wishes. How the group was tricked into believing their ostomies and their powers were gone. As Bowsprit spoke the veil of deception was lifted. The BFAM was more powerful than ever, and Bowsprit began to describe each of their powers. 😁


Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:00 am

Sally would have the magical powers of the Unicorn. 🦄✨💖 A Unicorn has special healing powers. A Unicorn’s horn and blood can heal diseases. It’s enough to touch the unicorn’s horn and you’ll feel her healing power.  A Unicorn can also make wishes come true but only for those pure at heart. 💖💖💖

Rae, Meadow, and the rest of the BFAM team wondered what their new powers were.  😍

Fri Apr 29, 2022 7:51 pm

     Sally was brave to find her unicorn powers. It made sense considering she was so pure of heart, and always wanted to help others. After finding her powers Sally began helping the rest of BFAM find their powers. Rae discovered her voice. Having the power to speak worth, and truth into situations. Next to discover their powers was..

Sat Apr 30, 2022 8:29 am

Sally’s Healing ability and Rae’s Voice of Truth helped Meadow realise her power of telepathy. Now it all made sense, why she was able to survive for so long when she was without her amazing BFAM in the Desolate Dunes. She could anticipate every move the Evil Apples would do because she could read their minds! She was thankful for Sally and her Healing. She was thankful for Rae and her Voice of Truth. She was thankful for Bowsprit most of all for lifting the fog from all of them. Meadow could hear faint whisperings in her mind of the plan the Evil Apples had concocted to capture Kviz - they weren’t out of the woods yet with this particular battle. Wait, the lamp! They could use the Apples’ own lamp against them! If they managed to successfully defend Kviz then maybe, just maybe, they could reclaim the City Of Hope. Huddled around the kitchen table in the outskirts of the town of Kviz near the Valley of Sighs, more of the group started realising their own powers. Who would speak next?

Sun May 01, 2022 7:20 pm

I’m thinking…. Lol

Tue May 17, 2022 3:50 pm

Hey RR, I started writing this way back but, somehow, forgot about it.  Short term (and long) memory loss.  So when I revisited your post I see lots of the folks probably know the story I started.  I'm sending the beginning of it anyway before I forget how to send stuff.

Mike

There once was a town named Stomaderry in the southernmost part of Colonasia. Stomaderrians were mostly the kindest, most compassionate folks on the planet. They were often threatened or just annoyed by the Buttpoopers from the surrounding villages who, having nothing better to do, decided to do just what they did best.  Annoy.  Stomaderrians had no motor vehicles: they rode Llamas and and Alpacas and their favorite pets were Dwarfed Unicorns.  

To be continued?

Tue May 17, 2022 11:11 pm


iMacG5 wrote:

Hey RR, I started writing this way back but, somehow, forgot about it.  Short term (and long) memory loss.  So when I revisited your post I see lots of the folks probably know the story I started...

I absolutely love it! We’ll have to write more of the story. 🥰

Wed May 18, 2022 6:09 am


iMacG5 wrote:

Hey RR, I started writing this way back but, somehow, forgot about it.  Short term (and long) memory loss.  So when I revisited your post I see lots of the folks probably know the story I started...

This needs to be a separate thread so that we can tell a new story, I’m eager to se what everyone comes up with this time 🍿 🍿 

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