"This is the best website for people with an Ostomy, hands down. So much understanding. Everyone should join."
| AlexT wrote: Is this wrong?….. |
Maybe just checking for leaks. 😂
Wed May 18, 2022 3:35 am
MeetAnOstoMate - 26,891 members
Wed May 18, 2022 5:02 am
| charleston guy wrote: Hmmmmm 🤔 Sex after 50 would that be like S- Some E- Extra X- Xxxxitement ?
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Sounds good LOL
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Wed May 18, 2022 6:06 am
| Meadow Snow wrote: Yay! Sally’s back! So happy to virtually see you again 😘😘 |
Thanks Meadow! It's so funny how we are all virtual but the caring and love is real. 🥰 I'm looking forward to some silly games... what do you have in mind? LOL
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Wed May 18, 2022 6:14 am
| SallyK wrote: Thanks Meadow! It's so funny how we are all virtual but the caring and love is real. 🥰 I'm looking forward to some silly games... what do you have in mind? LOL |
No silly game ideas atm, Rae and I will have to do some thinking!
Wed May 18, 2022 6:17 am
| Meadow Snow wrote: No silly game ideas atm, Rae and I will have to do some thinking! |
Awesome! 😍
Wed May 18, 2022 6:34 am
Sex has nothing to do with age and most certainly not at the age of fifty. It has a lot to do with financial stability and emotional maturity. Someone struggling with the latter cannot be a lothario. Men probably mature later than women, sexually active men in their seventies are common. Porfirio Rubirosa and Prince Aly Khan who was wed to Rita Hayworth were middle-aged when they had their greatest conquests though you could say they were endowed with other attributes and the latter with great wealth.
Wed May 18, 2022 8:10 am
Before I had my J-Pouch disconnected I used to walk like that sometimes except both hands were mine . Generally in this pose I would be screaming .." where's the nearest bathroom ...getting that warm feeling between my cheeks ...Flood Warning !!! Then my thought was , did I bring a change in my backpack !!??
Mister Magoo ☘💩💩
Wed May 18, 2022 8:13 am
| Mayoman wrote: Before I had my J-Pouch disconnected I used to walk like that sometimes except both hands were mine . Generally in this pose I would be screaming .." where's the nearest bathroom ...getting that ... |
Oh no! 😬💩
Wed May 18, 2022 8:56 am
| Anonymous wrote: Sorry couldn't resist, you can blame Rosebud, I didn't know these memes existed! 😂 🤣 |
I hope that’s a silk sock. A cotton sock would cause a lot of friction and cause chafing I presume. Just sayin’….😬
Wed May 18, 2022 8:59 am
| AlexT wrote: I hope that’s a silk sock. A cotton sock would cause a lot of friction and cause chafing I presume. Just sayin’….😬 |
Might be TMI. 😬🙄😎
Wed May 18, 2022 9:19 am
| AlexT wrote: Is this wrong?….. |
🤔...Has Bert been his Rubber Ducky this whole time? 🦆🤭
Wed May 18, 2022 9:35 am
| Rose Bud 🌹 wrote: 🤔...Has Bert been his Rubber Ducky this whole time? 🦆🤭 |
So the rumor goes….
Wed May 18, 2022 5:22 pm
| SallyK wrote: Oh no! 😬💩 |
Unfortunately it was a daily occurance for years ...vaseline, Lidocaine and a little codeine ( for the really bad days ! ) did not completely fix it but helped make it tolerable . The Doc kept telling me that my body would adjust . The Pouch failed but he was too arrogant to admit it and I believed him .
You find some great stuff to post ...keep it Up ..LOL ( just talking to myself there !! )
Your Best Bud ...Mister Magoo ☘💚👼
Wed May 18, 2022 5:29 pm
| Mayoman wrote: Unfortunately it was a daily occurance for years ...vaseline, Lidocaine and a little codeine ( for the really bad days ! ) did not completely fix it but helped make it tolerable . The Doc kep... |
Cheers Mr. Magoo! 🍸🍁🦙😎💖
Wed May 18, 2022 9:20 pm
| SallyK wrote: OMG Eamon you crack me up! My dog looked at me funny for laughing so loud! 😅 Yes you can come with me next time. 💋 Or I could rent a short bus so we could all go. 😂 |
Wed May 18, 2022 11:02 pm
| Meadow Snow wrote: Yay! Sally’s back! So happy to virtually see you again 😘😘 |
Ya
Thu May 19, 2022 1:00 am
| charleston guy wrote: Hmmmmm 🤔 Sex after 50 would that be like S- Some E- Extra X- Xxxxitement ?
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Lol
Fri May 20, 2022 2:52 am
| AlexT wrote: I hope that’s a silk sock. A cotton sock would cause a lot of friction and cause chafing I presume. Just sayin’….😬 |
But silk might be "a little too delightful"?! Misquoting Seinfeld there, couldn't find the clip it was in but found a classic Kramer one, "my boys need a house"! 😅 😂
