How long do jeans last? 30 years?

It's 30 years, right?

Depending on if you can walk in them cos in the 60's and 70s they were Birmingham bags/ bell bottoms and the 80s 90s drain pipes lol XX

Until the crotch doesn't hold the goods in anymore.

LOL, I forgot 30 years ago was 1992!

You must mean man goods?

That's when you turn them into chaps

Oh my

Well, if a lady's goods fall out, there might be more important issues to focus on. ‍

You nut! I spit my tea out when I read that!

Actually, I just wear really cute/funny boxers in case someone's looking.

Pic or it never happened!

LOL

Watch out for Mr. Crab's pincers. LOL

Those are for self-defense in case someone gets a little grabby.

"... don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself!"

Dang, take all the fun away.

Did the "Man Goods" get bigger or did the jeans get smaller!!?? LOL!

I have a few pairs of Levis from wayyyyyy back, 1980's, and guess what, they still fit, almost, like a glove!! With ballroom to spare LOL (Sorry Sally couldn't resist!!). Maybe I should sell them on eBay!!! Anyone with an even 30-30 size!! The old ones get that great faded color.

Magoo

Pic or it never happened!

Please send those privately to Sally.

Hmmm, I bet Alex has these too, Sally.

Your point?

He probably does... he loves to play games.

I prefer the steamy shower pics that leave much to the imagination.

Ahhh ha, I knew it.

Damn, I thought I had the only pair of those. I'm right-handed.

Coming right up, Sally... mine leave little to the imagination. I aim to please. LOL...

Magoo

As soon as I find those Levi's, my proof pics will be up.