Wrong Words

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vulcanBMk2

Don't know if you have covered this yet!!!!

Have you misheard or been singing the wrong words to songs???

"Message in a Bottle" (The Police)

"A year has gone since I wrote my note"

I always thought it was.. "A year has gone since I broke my nose"

Do you have any silly ones??????

Past Member

Vulcan, not so much for songs but how about commercials.
The Cialis commercial just kills me.
Don't know if it's the same as the one in the UK so I'll quote a few lines.
"See a doctor if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours."
Now I can't speak for everyone but if I have a stiffy for 4 hours I sure as hell ain't gonna call no doctor, maybe the cathouse and they might possibly have to call the morgue!!
"Seek medical help if you experience blurry vision as it may indicate an unsafe drop in blood pressure."
What are they thinking, if my winkie gets that hard, sight will not be required anyway. But best stay out of my reach!!
The poor mortician, I can hear him now "We tried and tried but we just couldn't get that silly grin off his face."

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vulcanBMk2

Nice one ... It may also be difficult screwing the coffin lid down!!

vulcanBMk2

One of the side effects of Cialis is... headache!! Just imagine, taking the tablet, waiting for the big moment... Then saying "Sorry dear, not tonight. I've got a headache... Hee Hee"

tarababy

Hi guys, well aren't we the funny pair, and I have heard Blue Collar Comedy guys tell a joke about that Cialis.... Ok so where's the one for females? Or are we meant to be that good we don't need a pick up? Lol... It's ok I don't need it, yet... Lol anyway, I want to know if you two ever get together for a drink and a chat.... I want to be there, what a great time that would be.... Never a dull moment.... Ok take care guys and keep it up, it's great to have you both here. Tara

 
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tarababy

Oh, and with that headache thing? I have gotten that before, and my answer was "That's okay, I have the remedy" and continue anyway... Funny how the headache would disappear...