Friday night/Saturday morning is my dangerous time, because it's a " takeaway " evening , after the weekly shopping trip. I make a habit of sleeping on an old bathtowel, several thicknesses, - just in case of an accident, and my goodness did I have one at around 4a.m today.
Upon investigating, my toilet floor resembled a field where cows had "been",- picking my way through suitable areas to place my feet, and removing all nightwear, (freezing -4 last night), I gradually sorted myself out, then, somehow, awkwardly stubbed my toe against a small table used to keep my stoma equipment on, ( ready for action any time day or night), lost my balance with the pain, and landed in "it"..and I tell you, very slippery it is too!
After all that, had to clean and disinfect everywhere, find different night clothes.. stoma pants hold the worst of any leakage, but the bag had half pushed itself off, and as soon as I started to think "I'm just out of bed for emptying" I soon had another think coming. No more sleep after that, cold and fed up. I always empty before bed and don't eat late, sleep lightly getting up at least twice during the night. Can't stop laughing about it now, what a sight it must have been.. and no, I won't give up my weekly treat, --so there