Stole this one off one of the other ostomate sites.......thought it was funny. Enjoy!
A lady goes into a bar in Texas and sees a lone cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen!
So the woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said "Shore is little lady. Why don't you come out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for sure, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him 200.
Blushing, the cowboy said "Well thankyee ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid fer mah services before".
The lady looked at him and said.......''Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!"
;O)
