Credible reports are pouring in about the disappearance of BeachBoy. Last seen entering a honky tonk bar with Noodles Malone and Flabby. In the wee hours.... BeachBoy has vanished. Noodles and Flabby denied comment and remain, tight lipped. Concerned fans around the world held protests demanding: FIND HIM.
To maintain social equilibrium, BeachBoy AI has been released. The autobot app looks, feels, and jabbers exactly like the Boy hisself. An example below.
HIYA feelow Ostee's. Beechboy hear. I tells a funny one last nighty: warrior walks inta a bar... nearly brakes a toothie.
Har har hee hee, ain't I bee funee?
Dat BeechieBoy is sometin else. Butt wut else iz dere? Oh... I makes anouter funnie.
Me ma me ma me ma.... We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by as we reboot the AI app................
Okays... I'm bac. Feal bettar. Dat Beech dude iz lik 5 pounds of poopeee in a 2 pound bag. Oh... ha! Anuter funie. I'm overflowin' wid wit.
Witty, full of banter, joy, and spunk....Beachboy AI is sure to please even the most discriminating Ostemate.
Download your copy today.