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Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:23 am
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Pursuing the origin of this most versatile word, consider Satan's reaction to the BIG BANG. "WTF? He could do that?  I'm gonna dig me a hole and just hide out for a few".  
Just a thought,
Mike
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Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:06 pm
i definately agree this a fine f---ing article to read on this effing forum, and would say wtf do you want now when my bro comes in the door but not when my boss comes into my work area.  ron in mich.
Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:18 pm
Wow, I don't know how to start cause I can't stop laughing.  However, being 64, when the word became everyday language I was appalled, especially, when I heard ladies
using it.  I never heard the word until I was in my late twenties!  Yes, I find useful
in certain situations, but still old school propriety keeps me in check.  I cannot understand
the fasination with the overusage, but WTF.  I have never posted before, and am not
sure where/how it works, but thanks to all for the education and the giggles.  I needed it today!!!
Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:25 pm
Hey lighthouse, glad you posted and please keep giggling.
Mike
Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:39 pm
lighthouse,

Just jump into the pool.

X_
Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:57 pm
An actual internal monologue of an aspiring nun :

A novice was walking down the corridor when suddenly she trips up.  She yells out in pain, "Oh Christ! Oh God, I said Christ! Oh shit, I said God! Oh, fuck, I said shit! Oh, who wants to be a fucking nun anyway?"

I like to think of this as a linguistic epiphany. Whatever will be, will be.

PB


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Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:19 pm
                                 
Primeboy wrote:
A nun was walking down the corridor when suddenly . . .



Those nuns are a real hoot — never a dull moment:

Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:41 pm
My Aunt was a Nun, a school principal in the Felician Sisters Order of St Francis.  My 2nd cousin was a Nun in the same order. Two of my male 2nd cousins became priests.  I was an alter boy until my junior year at an all boys Catholic high school.  Holy fuck!  How did I get here?
Mike
Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:50 pm
PB,

The bard never loses his touch I see. Happy Father's Day!

X_
Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:02 pm
                                 
iMacG5 wrote:
My Aunt was a Nun, a school principal in the Felician Sisters Order of St Francis.  My 2nd cousin was a Nun in the same order. Two of my male 2nd cousins became priests.  I was an alter boy until my junior year at an all boys Catholic high school.  Holy ***!  How did I get here? Mike



What kind of grades did you get in Spelling, Mike
Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:44 am
It's a sin if you've never seen The Christmas Story. I have the DVD and I keep the TV tuned to the all day marathon during the season.  LOL
Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:27 am
Hey PB, thanks for the reminder.  My grades in Spelling were the same as those in Punctuation, ABCs or numbers from 1 to 100.  I don't remember.
Mike
Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:44 pm
lavagirl,

You must love that story. An all day marathon????

X_
Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:52 pm
                                 
iMacG5 wrote:
Hey PB, thanks for the reminder.  My grades in Spelling were the same as those in Punctuation, ABCs or numbers from 1 to 100.  I don't remember.
Mike



There you go, iMac. It had to have been your penmanship! I bet you did not master the Palmer method.

PB
Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:09 am
                                 
iMacG5 wrote:
Hey PB, thanks for the reminder.  My grades in Spelling were the same as those in Punctuation, ABCs or numbers from 1 to 100.  I don't remember.
Mike

I had the same grade "F" and theres another "F" word lol
Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:49 am
Thanks again, PB for the reminder.  The writing method I attempted to master was that promoted by the Nuns at Holy Cross and, especially, Sister Mary Josepheta and her 12 inch wooden ruler.  The knuckles on my right hand still smart from her "encouragement".
Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:14 am
Hey Mike,

Nice read for me as I'm at work and need a diversion for a second or two...

You have such a positive attitude; and, most of the time, it's needed in this f'n life!

Take good care
Tweetybird.
Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:35 pm
I use to use them bad words way to much but once I got saved and live for God I have learned to control my tongue better. I use shoot and what the fudge when I get upset and such. It is kind of disgusting to sit back and listen to a group constantly cus nearly every other word. It all comes down to think before we speak.
Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:12 am
brain in gear before tongue in motion
Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:44 pm
Fuck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck‎
Fuck is an English language word which refers to the act of sexual intercourse. It is also often used as a profanity, either to denote disdain or as an intensifier.
Fuck (film) - ‎List of films that most ... - ‎Fuck (disambiguation) -
Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:43 pm
Hi Jupiter, thanks so much for the link.  It warms my heart that Wikipedia would invest the time and energy into that research.  There's hope.
Mike
Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:30 pm
The other  night,  the  neighbors were  having  a  little  get  together.  About  6 young  people,  guys  and  girls were  siting  around under  their  carport  and  smoking  pot  (I guess it  was pot) and as  the  night  progressed  their  talking  got louder  and  louder.  One  of  them  would  try  to  make  a  profound  statement  and  the  sentence  began  with  the  "f"  word  and it  was  used  about  3  or  4  more times  in  the same sentence.  It  seems  that  they  cannot  describe anything  without  using  that  word so  many  times  as  to  not  even remember  what  they  were  talking  about  in  the  first  place.  One  sentence  went  something  like  this, "F*** man  I F***ing  went  to  this  F***ing  place  and  there  was  this F***ing chick  there  and  she  was  so  F***ing  hot, man, I  was  F***ing  blown  away!"  I  presume  he  meant  that  the  place  he  went    to,  there  was  a  fairly  attractive  young  lady  present and  he  got  somewhat  excited?  
About being  "blown away" Remenber the movie "10" with Bo Derek in the scene where Julie Andrews was lying in bed with her breasts exposed and asked her husband(Can't remember who played that part,  Dudley Moore??) "do you want  to F***, or not?"  I  never  felt  the  same  about  watching  "the  Sound  of  Music "
again.
Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:12 pm
Hi CD,

Yes, it was Dudley Moore. Can't blame him for preferring Bo.

X_
Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:33 pm
I've aleays had a vulgar mouth and the people I used to work with didn't seem to mind a bit, probably because they always came to me when something went wrong with their machines, anyhoo, one day my boss said I should cut out the foul language for a while and see if anybody notices. Ha, and so I started with golly, and gee whiz and darn and within a week one of the girls came up to me and said if I kept up this shit they were going to kick me in the balls, so naturally I wen t back to my usual, allright who fuc%&# this up this time, and things went back to normal, somebody had told my boss about this episode and he got a great kick out of it, ED
Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:49 am
                                 
gutenberg wrote:
. . . and so I started with golly, and gee whiz and darn and within a week one of the girls came up to me and said if I kept up this shit they were going to kick me in the balls . . .


Too Funny!
Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:36 pm
Ed,

I think that deserved a raise. Did you get one?

X_
Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:20 am
Well Xerxes, you could say yes and no to that question, just like a politician!!!!
Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:07 pm
You know Jack, we could've been one of those kids with the exception of the pot and the girls. In my day pot was only available in the ghetto and we were happy with Luckys, Chesterfields and L&Ms.  The other difference is (in Trenton at least) girls didn't use the F word and the guys respectfully apologized if we slipped.  A friend told me the first time he heard a girl use the F word he was in 9th grade.  Nobbie Bobbie said it and my friend said it gave him an erection for three days.  Wow!  Times have changed.
Mike
Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:23 pm
Hey Ed I am still laughing at that.
Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:35 pm
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