Underwear...my favorite subject !! One time not that long ago I was staying with my Brother in NY and his lovely wife insisted on doing all the laundry . Much fun and embarassment ensued . A bunch of us were having coffee and morning bagels in the kitchen . My lovely Sis-in-law held up a pair of what looked like Knickers , very small skimpy knickers lol.... Eamon, she said as she giggled ..." Your's are smaller than mine ". I had a second or two to admit or deny that they were mine ( yea, they were mine lol ) . "You are soooo funny " says I as I turn bright red as I admit to the crime lol... and start laughing . I made an attempt to say that I have special needs in the underwear / butt / waist department . A girl I dated years ago had the most comfortable cotton knickers , they looked like a second skin on her ample Arse , and a lovely Arse it was , just big enough but not huge , just enough to give that Jiggle as she walked . ( Sorry ladies for Objectifying but a fact is a fact and her arse was like semi solid jello ....Yummm lol ) The fabric didn't bunch up between her lovely cheeks when she bent down , it stayed where she wanted it and didn't go wandering all over her delicious arse and up the crack of her butt . I could never wear Boxers , just too annoying. Well one chilly morning I had no clean drawers and since I like briefs I grabbed a pair of her drawers ( too chilly to go Commando ! ) . As soon as I slipped them up my hairy legs and over my babysoft hairy Butt I thought ..." damn , women have it so good on the drawers department . The fabric was so soft and comfortable and more importantly didn't slide down over my butt cheeks all day , the fabric stayed right where I put it !!! They were pink so I made sure I had some more manly drawers for the next day , a more manly color !!! LOL ...I prefer white . But seriously they are perfect for the Ileostomy waist . My underwear would be sliding down my cheeks as the day went by forcing me to constantly pull tem and adjust them all day . So what did I do ? I got on the Google machine and searched for something similar to the GF knickers. All the ones for men are all kinds of weird colors with lace ..etc ...not for me . Then they have the little ball holders , like two eggs in a handkerchief (" Meat and two Veg " in England ) , a wee bit too little fabric there . So I ordered some online for myself when I found some that still maintained a bit of a " Manly " look, as opposed to what a stripper might wear briefly before having them torn off by horny women !! The main factor is softness and retaining their shape ( unlike men's underwear) . The waistband can be wide and soft or thin but still soft to prevent it digging into the little bit of fat that I have there. The waistband comes just to the bottom of my sticky pad ( one piece or two piece bag system ) . I tape the bottom of the bag and slide it just under the waistband so the bag is not hanging down rubbing against my leg . Also if I forget the tape and the velcro opens then the bag is safely tucked into the slightly tight waistband and will not immediately flow down my leg , I would get a warning first. I have some scars around the little hole where my poop used to emerge . I've had several surgeries in the area and for this reason my butt is very sensitive and subject to painful irritation if aggrevated by seams on underwear . The Girlie knickers have no seams in the key areas where I have my small but annoying scars . This arrangement has been working for quite a while for me now and my Butt / Arse thanks me for Girlie knickers every day . I tend to get them in blue , black or red , If I have to go to hospital I don't want the Nurse to be cutting tight pink panties off me !!!! would be mortified although I really don;t think anyone would notice , not in San Francisco anyway !!! LOL !
Recently I have changed my tune again with my choice of drawers . I got some yoga pants for my lovely Kitty and of course I didn't check the size ( online sizing is a minefield ) . What I got for Kitty were so tight they weren't even close !!! As i said to Kitty , at least I erred in the right direction . I got small rather than Huge !! SO I ordered the correct size for the lovely Miss K . I kept the other smaller ones . I had thought I would cut the legs off and use the top part as a tight but flexible and soft band to hold my bag securely to my belly while having sex or just cuddling and fooling around . I did that with one pair and it worked really well . The fabric is soft enough to expand as the bag inflates and will not create a "Pancake" effect .
One cold night I was watching TV with my new little family , Kitty and the two kids . My legs were cold so I went and put on the extra pair of tight leggings that were just sitting in a drawer . I tried them without my tight Girlie drawers just out of curiosity , hey...why not . The leggings do not have a seam down the middle in front . I thought women would demand No seam down there which when present gives the image commonly known as Cameltoe !! With no seam in the middle there is no Cameltoe for Commando women and for the man it doesn't squash the Meat and Two Veg into the left or the right hemisphere , my smoothly shaved little balls are held nice and snug with the Beast calmly lying between them , very comfy indeed .
The nights get cold here in Marin with all the mountain fog that drifts from the very cold Pacific up and over the coastal hills . Here I am with my shorts on and my legs and my shaved balls were getting rather chilly so I remembered the leggings . I head to the bathroom and off with the shorts and knickers and on with the tight warm leggings , without the seam up the middle !! These are very flimsy , not thick at all and not the ones with the fleece layer inside . I didn't think they would be very warm . Well I was wrong , these things are so damn warm I had to turn the heat down !!!
The ones I got have a seam only in the inside leg , no seam around my Butt or between my legs and importantly, no waistband at all . I just can't believe how comfy these leggings are . I wear them as underwear often with no tight little Manly knickers at all, just the leggings ....they are fantastic . The most attractive feature of these leggings is the very high waist . The part I was going to cut off comes right up and over the bag . It keeps the bag close and does not squeeze the bag at all when it starts to fill . The fabric will move and expand as the bag fills . It is very easy to see when I have to empty , I can feel the little pressure against my skin under the bag . I now have no unsightly bulge under my clothes . If there is a leak it gets trapped under the fabric just long enough to get to a bathroom .
This is a very sensitive issue for me , leaks . I once had a full bag open at the bottom ( a plastic clip broke ) while in line at security in San Francisco airport . . I had a change of clothes in my backpack and my Sister was there . I had to ddrop my bags and run to the bathroom . I only had time to take off ALL my clothes , down to my socks and old timey Hanes drawers ( terrible things ) and dump them in the garbage can . I was so happy to have been paranoid enough to foresee some disaster like that and had a complete change.
Anyway I vote for lightweight leggings as seamless as possible to eliminate the waistband problem . I have to admit they feel so nice on my skin also , especially after I shave the Lads down below .
I used to have some great laughs with my Kitty about my varied choices in underwear , made her giggle every time I came up with something different .
I miss her beautiful soul so much I don't kmow what to do with myself . I know it will get better .
Love and Hugs to all , stay safe and wear your mask even if you got the vaccine .