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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:22 pm
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine? '

'Oh no,' I replied... 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said..

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.


He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a sh*t?



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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:46 am
lol...too funny....
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:17 pm
As usual, funny, thanks, Ed
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