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Top 10 slogans that belong on a colostomy bags

Posted by ~traci~, on Tue May 17, 2011 11:58 am
Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags
10. “My other bag’s a Prada”
9. “Niblet retrieval in progress”
8. “Is your colostomy bag full, or are you just happy to see me?”
7. “Colon temporarily unavailable; busy as Secretary of State”
6. “If you think this bag is full of shit, you should meet my brother-in-law”
5. “Real men don't use gloves”
4. “The Lord is my ostomy nurse!”
3. “Contents: Starbucks Coffee Of The Day”
2. “Colostomy? Colosto-YOU!”
1. “Caution: Bush domestic policy being prepared” !-- /End Body Content --

Reply by gutenberg, on Wed May 18, 2011 12:19 pm
This is one of those ideas that should be sent to all ostomy suppliers, they wont do anything but it should give them a good laugh, Good one traci.
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