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Big Mistake

 
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:55 pm
A man staggered into A. and E. with concussion, multiple bruising, two black eyes and
a five-iron wrapped around his throat
Naturally, the doctor-on-call asked him what had happened.

"Well,it was like this,"said the man, "I was having a game of golf with my wife (?), when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a field of cows. We went to look for them, and whilst I was rooting around, noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I went over to investigate, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right into the middle of the cow's arse. That's when I made my big mistake."

"How come? What did you do?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I called to my wife, "Darling! This one looks like yours!".

"I don't really remember very much after that."
 
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:27 pm
Glad to see you're back, Tip. I'll get some mileage at our course with this joke.
 
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 8:07 pm
Hey tippitop, I've never played golf but appreciate this joke. Say no more, Ed
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