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GOLFERS AND THE GENIE

Posted by gutenberg, on Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:34 pm
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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Of
course, the wife
promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband
cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there,
find the owner, apologize and see how much
your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to
the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage
that was done: glass was all over the
place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the
broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked,
"Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're
sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you..You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle
for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to
grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish,
but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow,
that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted out, I'd like a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life." No problem," said the genie.
"You've got it, it's the least can do. And I ll guarantee you a long,
healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you
want?" the genie asked. I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world," she
said. Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is
to have sex with your wife." The husband
looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have
a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know,you're right. Considering our good fortune, I
guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" You know I love
you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same
for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are
you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded
breathlessly. "No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five
years old and both of you still believe in genies?"   Ed
Past Member
Reply by Past Member, on Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:41 pm
bravo ed....a true classic....
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