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Posted by Ginger10, on Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:17 pm

make me laugh....

Reply by xnine, on Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:23 pm



A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

Reply by NJ Bain, on Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:11 pm

How about this one?


Doctor: You're going to feel a little bit of pressure here.

Patient: Yeah!  In the roof of my mouth!!  Get it out!!

Reply by NotDeadYet, on Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:02 pm

I LOVE these!   Thank you, xnine!

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