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Posted by gutenberg, on Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:16 pm


FLYING BLOND
A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blond in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the Blondie that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The Blondie replies "I'm Blondie, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the
pilot and co-pilot that there is some Blondie bimbo sitting
in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the Blondie and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The Blondie replies, "I'm Blondie, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!"
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have
the police waiting when they land to arrest this Blondie
woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says "You say she's Blondie? I'll handle this. I'm married to a Blondie. I speak 'blond'!"
He goes back to the Blondie, whispers in her ear, and she
says "Oh, I'm sorry." She gets up and moves back to her
seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."
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Reply by lottagelady, on Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:59 pm
Wonderful! That got a real belly laugh from me! xx
Reply by Mike, on Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:46 pm
Good one gutenberg!!
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