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Posted by gutenberg, on Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:14 pm
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car , both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I
could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the
light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the
passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was
really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous At the
next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on
through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you
know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have
killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Crap, am I driving?"
Reply by lottagelady, on Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:01 pm
Now I wonder who they remind me of .......?

Oh yeah, me!

Nice one Ed as usual - think my source seems to have dried up a little, will have to see what else I can find!

Reply by vulcanBMk2, on Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:08 pm
As an Ex Bus Driver---I'm saying nothing!!--I've seen it all!!
Reply by gutenberg, on Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:38 pm
The old gal probably couldn't see out the rear view mirror, missing that big black jeep and wondering what that gentleman was doing all the cursing about! !
Reply by Gus, on Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:04 pm
20 odd years of being a truckie I,m with you mate
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