TO LAUGH AND LOVE.
There was a young woman from Bath
who never did things by the half.
The smell from her stoma put folks in a coma
which gave the young woman a laugh.
When she went to do shopping in town
she’d see many folks falling down.
They’d be overcome though she hadn’t a bum
yet for farting she could wear the crown.
She met a young man from Brazil
who knew she was seriously ill.
But he wasn’t put off when her stoma would cough
for he saw it as grist to the mill.
Because he could cope with the smell
they managed to get on quite well.
He knew when she’d fart that he wouldn’t depart
so he married his young mademoiselle.
This young woman’s name was Annette
and it was a pretty safe bet
when they watched the telly the smell from her belly
gave them the best laugh they could get.
The couple fell deeply in love.
It’s rumoured they fit like a glove.
It seems that it’s said when they went to bed
that steam would be seen up above.
No matter what people may say
or obstacles put in their way.
Through rain wind and weather they were together
and still stay that way ‘till today.
B. Withers 2013
There was a young woman from Bath
who never did things by the half.
The smell from her stoma put folks in a coma
which gave the young woman a laugh.
When she went to do shopping in town
she’d see many folks falling down.
They’d be overcome though she hadn’t a bum
yet for farting she could wear the crown.
She met a young man from Brazil
who knew she was seriously ill.
But he wasn’t put off when her stoma would cough
for he saw it as grist to the mill.
Because he could cope with the smell
they managed to get on quite well.
He knew when she’d fart that he wouldn’t depart
so he married his young mademoiselle.
This young woman’s name was Annette
and it was a pretty safe bet
when they watched the telly the smell from her belly
gave them the best laugh they could get.
The couple fell deeply in love.
It’s rumoured they fit like a glove.
It seems that it’s said when they went to bed
that steam would be seen up above.
No matter what people may say
or obstacles put in their way.
Through rain wind and weather they were together
and still stay that way ‘till today.
B. Withers 2013
