Hi there , I have a littly Irish story that puts shitting in a plastic bag in the Normal category .
I was at home driving in my car listening to a guy on " Newstalk Radio " , Sean Montcrief ....hilarious sometimes about 3pm every day on that station .
He was asking about things that people wanted to confess , " Shitty" things they did . A girl called and said she had a really bad thing that she had done to a guy . She proceeded to crack up everyone listening .
I was out drinkin one night wit the gurls ( Dublin Accent 🤯☘) and got really drunk . She connected with a guy before closing and went home with him .
" It was just gettin brite outside and the bed felt kinda funny . As I regained consciousness ( paraphrase !! ) I wanted to hit the shitter so put my hand down to get myself outta bed . Then I thought the bed was wet and thought , this fucker pissed the bed , not going to a fellas house ever again . Getting more pissed off I kinda slid out of the bed and it was just bright enough to see my hand when I started to get up . What the fuck is that fffng smell , Jasus he smells like shite . Well I looked atmy hand and it was Shite, there was Shite everywhere !! Holy Feckin Jasus , the bastard shit all over me !! . As I pulled back the sheet to get outta the Shite It looked like it was all on my side ....what did this Fekkin eegit do , shite on me and then change places !!?? As I stood up I felt very wet and squish between me legs and when I had a good luck the shite was squishin out the arse end of MY PANTIES ( she squealed !! ) . No ...Feckin ..Nooo. It was me who had a shite in the bed , not him . I slowly and quietly got me clothes and cleaned up a bit without running the water . It was still almost dark outside so no worries about running into the milkman smellin like a two day old shite sandwich !! . I managed to get out without waking him and he might not even remember me !!?? Then I thought ....HE is going to think that it was HIM who shit the bed , not the sweet young thing he brought home !! . "
She said that she really felt guilty but had a laugh every time she thought of the look on his face when he woke up covered in shite ! Thinkibg that it was his shite . Must have scarred the poorguy for life !! Guinness gives that Special Aroma the next day , especially if you've been sleeping in it all night !!
I know this was word for word true . The way she told it there was no doubt .
Be careful with those Irish girls who drink Guinness , a Porter Shite is a terrible thing lol...☘🤯😈
Eamon . And No ! Never did that myself , thankfully , bag or no bag .