It is my understanding that quite a few people have given their stoma a name.
I have been thinking of that off and on for since the time of my colostomy (Jan. 2015). I finally settled on one:
Krakatoa, like the volcano. It either spews output like crazy or is dormant for a LONG time, like up to 4-5 days at a time (even with many laxatives, etc).
How about you?