This topic is about the challenges of having pets, particularly cats, when you have an ostomy bag. The story begins with someone relaxing on the couch when their large black cat decided to climb onto their lap and knead, which is a common behavior for cats. Later, they discovered that the cat's claws had punctured their ostomy pouch, turning it into a bit of a "fountain." This person has a lively household with six cats and three dogs, all of whom roam freely in and out of the house.

Here are some helpful tips to prevent such incidents:

1. When a cat climbs onto your lap, place a small throw blanket, pillow, or another barrier over your pouch area. This can help protect the appliance from being punctured by claws.

2. Regularly trim the nails of your pets, both cats and dogs, to reduce the risk of accidental punctures or scratches on your abdomen.

3. Be aware that some ostomy nurses specifically warn patients about this issue, as it is a relatively common occurrence for people with pets.

4. Train your cats by gently pushing them away, repositioning them, or using verbal cues to teach them that your abdominal area is off-limits for kneading.

5. Pay attention to any abdominal pain after a pet jumps on you or applies pressure. While one person's hospital visit revealed an internal hernia unrelated to their pet, persistent pain should always be checked by a doctor.