Thump Thump (use your feet) Clap….
Thump Thump Clap (use your hands) ….
Osty, you’re an oldie, newbie, thinking you were able to keep your Butt-hole e-v-e-r-y- day,
Got meds, toxic and new, what doc’s offering you , suffering hard just to keep your poo..... at bay…
Thump Thump Clap …….
Got worries, and fear, thinking not me this year, take your pills , screaming I’m ok
get outta my way !!…
...Thump Thump Clap, Thump Thump Clap…..
Go about your life, but it’s no longer true, bleeding from your can, face turning all colors and blue.
Thump Thump Clap... Thump Thump Clap
and know it all Doctors keep saying- this is not so new.. (huh ?) rejoicing ---
WEEE WILL, WEEE WILL , FIX YOU. (uh-huh) .THUMP THUMP CLAP.. WEEE WILL, WEEE WILL, FIX YOU. (huh? no body knows for sure) WE WILL WE WILL FIX YOU (how ??!!)
Thump Thump Snip……...Thump Thump Snip… (WHAT?!!) .Thump Thump Snip (oooh! Noooo!)
We’ve paid our dues, almost everyday......We listened..... and even prayed., …..
And Mistakes, ..…. we've made a few,…….. trusting docs, nurses, and staff that really never knew…. (quickly sing it).
How it feels, how it smells, how it leaks !!!! sometimes every daaaaaay !!! (Epic response 3,2,1 )
Weeeeee are the Osties, new friend..... We’ll tell you yes-- yes and no-no...no....., We are the Osties,
Hear us the Osties---- No time for bullshit, cause we’ll call it poop-shit,
We are the Osties, ……at M-A…OHhhh !!
Thump Thump SLAP !! Thump Thump SLAP !! Thump Thump SLAP.!!