Using a Dixie Cup to Cover Stoma While Showering

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Justbreathe
Sep 23, 2024 10:49 am

Pretty funny... I had to refer to your post regarding how to spell "nekked"... so if I've used the word previously, then I would say it is, at the least, a double plagiarism. Sorry I gave you credit for that funny word, and sorry to anyone who may have used this very word in the past. Now in this card game... I slap down the old people's card of forgetfulness, judge! 😝 jb

warrior
Sep 23, 2024 10:08 pm

This is a card game? I thought we were in People's Court USA.?? Actually, more like A.I. Mao court. That artificial intelligence thing acting like Big Brother should be held in contempt, fined, and locked up for 60 days.

Meanwhile, Alex T. is scratching his head, asking, "Huh?"

So, Your Honor, I call for a brief recess while Alex figures things out and the plaintiff just...tries...to...figure...things...she once said and forgotten.

The judge interrupts... "Excuse me, Mr. WARRIOR, I don't like your attitude and how you speak of these law-abiding people. Therefore, I'm ordering you to STFU. And court will resume tomorrow when I find my watch." Bangs gavel. Dismissed.

Immarsh

Hi All, If you have an " old" or recent ostomy, this is the place for you. I think I've been a member for more than 15 years, but I have had my surgery, since I was a kid of 15 ( do the math-that's more than 60 years ago). As a teen, with a new ostomy ( for Ulcerative colitis) my parents dragged me off to my first ostomy association meeting. I wasn't happy, but in the long run, it's the best thing that happened to me. I met others, older, and teens like me, adjusting to the changes. A group of us started a Young adult group, and helped each other, and even visited kids who were new to the world of ostomies. But soon I married, and moved out of state, and although made some connections with other NJ ostomates, I became pretty much isolated. Until I discovered MaO. By then, I was having a myriad of other medical issues, and my aging stoma " wasn't doing well". I received a lot of help and support from members! I was pleased that I was also back to supporting others. I met a gal on line (from Papua New Guinea) who was trying to help ostomates in her country. There is a scarcity of supplies in some other countries, and unlike the US, insurance to pay for supplies isn't available. When my son followed his "love" twenty years ago, and moved to Australia I took advantage of an opportunity to help other ostomates. On one of my first visits to Oz, I brought a suitcase full of Ostomy supplies, handed them off to an Ostomy assoc. On the Gold Coast, who then had a friend take them to PNG. They were grateful for the help, and Janet and I still write.. This is the place to be, if you need help, and it also gives you the opportunity to provide help and support to others. Feel free to write, if you'd like to chat, about things ostomy, or life in general. Best REgards to all.. Marsha