First off.....Xerxes.....love that name! That's like being named Thor or something cool.
Just FYI based on your comments. The makers of Stealth Belt now make one that lets the bag hang vertical instead of sideways. I'd bet a number of folks complained about the same problem you're talking about. It's located on their website under Everyday Wear and it's called a Vertical Belt. Here's what it says;
Vertical Belt $124.00
The Vertical Stealth Belt is the alternative version of our most popular belt, the Stealth Belt Pro. The vertical orientation of this belt style is there to accommodate those who have high-output... Read Moreileostomies, urostomies, or simply prefer to keep their bags facing straight down. It is designed to support and conceal the ostomy appliance while providing all-day comfort. Features include: Easy access zipper, Expandable pouch compartment, 4" Range of adjustability, Double-locking closure system, Moisture-wicking fabric. Read Less
Weight 1 lbs
Wow, that's expensive.........and it looks like the makers are targeting medical insurance to help pay for it, hence the high price. Still looks unusable for me due to the fact that I need something very simple to empty. Plus I'd wear that zipper closure out in a few weeks. But it must work for some folks.