Using a Colostomy Bag for Revenge: Effective or Not?

A former neighbor called the fire department on me because she smelled incense coming from my apartment.

When the fire department guys found out they had been called for something so stupid, they gave her a ticket and knocked on my door to let me know and asked me if I wanted to press charges for harassment. I said no and they left.

After they left, I went to this woman's door, let the air out of my colostomy bag, knocked on her door and when she answered I told her "Now you have a smell to *itch about."
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I know I shouldn't have done it, but it worked. She never bothered me again.
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Oh for goodness sakes, Walter, I have done exactly the same thing.
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..And yeah, it's fun to play games. I remember about a year and a bit after I got this... I had to babysit a whole family of kids. (Mum & Dad on a long-weekend tryst) The kids knew I'd been sick, but only the youngest (4) had accidentally walked into the loo and seen the bag... One night at the dinner table, the eldest (13) was seated beside me. As we started to eat, I started (Stanley-the-stoma) to burp and fart and the bag going berserk... I could see the girl, as she was putting a mouthful of food to her mouth, stop halfway and take a sneak peek towards my middle half, with a curious look on her face. This happened about 6 times... I couldn't take it anymore... And had to explain... She told me, she was wondering how I was able to make a rude noise from my tummy... LMAO... That was so funny, we laugh about it to this day. Ok later folks... Tara
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Thanks Walter...good to be back...cheers
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Do you mean like smack someone in the face with a full bag?

Hey, I only know one person short enough to do that too... and guess what? I'd love to... But it's hard to get down that low... lmao
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A bag used as a weapon? I think a lot of people have thought of that, but you would have to make sure you had a spare one, LOL. I have been asked a lot if I could get through customs to smuggle in, you know what, snort snort. And I have thought about it, but only thought.  
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Cheers from sunny Melbourne  
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Hey Mooza, I did put a bit of green under it and flew back from Adelaide... Just to see how well they scan you... Guess once they know it's a bag in there... you can wander right through... Shhhhh!!! I never said that.
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Wow, you could be the next Schapelle. I know that's a bit mean  
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but I really do get asked that question. I actually did in 1996 when I flew up to Cairns, lol. But my friend wouldn't take the case off the carousel. I mean, I had her bag; she should have taken mine, lololol. But with pouch, I don't know, but I want the harder stuff. Has anyone done that? Oh no, no cops on this site.
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LMAO!!! Nice one Mary....But I very much doubt it..Wouldnt go to Bali if I was paid to.(and wasnt she set-up?..hehehe).I'm a greeny(not a tree-hugger) from wayback.I think if you do other, your a bloody idiot.Each to their own is my motto...as long as you dont push your own beliefts(habits) onto others,its a personal choice.But back to the bag being used as a weapon......I met a woman,only early 30's with an ile and her job was owning a carpet cleaning van...Well apparently if she didnt like her customer for what-ever reason would go to a room that needed doing..after she was done,knowing the person was coming in after to check...she would de-gas the bag before she left the room......Well, I'm always up for some fun,but honestly I was in shock.I couldnt believe this sweet young woman would do such a thing.Ok to a friend maybe, but not like that. So I might say stuff, but its wether I actually go through with it....just..... that so much of what you could do sounds sooooo funny, but I'm not so sure it would be all that nice,know what I mean?.....lol Ok I'm done like a dinner, cheers Mary... cya folks
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I've always thought if anyone tried to attack me, I would just open the bag and squeeze!!  I have my very own built in mace!!
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Hey, look out! We might have a new Angel on the block... What do you think, Mr. Mild and Vulcan, other Angels? Love your style, Yance. Let us know if you get the chance. Hey, I rhymed... cool... Chow for now
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This topic is too cool. About a year after being downsized and made ready for the next century, I was working as a waiter in a fairly nice restaurant. There is an upstairs for employees with a lounge, etc., with the restaurant below. After my shift, which was rather tough as one of the mini-managers was riding everyone for making sure tables and stations were clean, I went upstairs to burp and change. Shortly after coming back downstairs, that same @#$@% mini-manager went up to use the restroom. Several employees hanging out at the bottom of the steps heard him choking then vomiting. I enjoyed the thought that it was a display of the power that a bag holds over its prey... the sensitive nose.

Damn, that's funny, well done hey... Can always appreciate that 'Silent but deadly' attitude... even better when it goes with paybacks. 10 points to ya!
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I'm fiinding this topic great! Tara that 'gas leak' should be considered talent! I've let out a few of my own and about killed the cats. Let alone have my mom screaming to high heaven wondering if I consumed hotsauce (which ususally has a bad odor) in the middle of the night.

I've also been known to threatin to throw a shitbag at people but I don't think strangers know to what extent. I've considered this highly during traffic when assholes decide they want to stop randomly infront of me or side swimp me on the interstate. I guess if i had could enough aim  
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I threated once at a hockey game and some people were rolling out of chairs.

Finally, I've been known to 'cock-slap' someone with my bag. Since then its been seriously funny and people won't put it past me for doing it again. Its not like it was full and the silly thing did the motion of "boom" but its still really ackward if a lady threatens you if you don't leave her alone that "I'll cockslap you with my shitbag".
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I was once with my girlfriend shopping; she was looking for the right bra. I was bringing them to her in the dressing room. One of the clerks, a woman in her late 60s, saw me in the women's changing room and told me I would have to leave. I needed to let out some gas and, of course, the store didn't have a bathroom. I went back to the changing room and let it out. As I was leaving the dressing room, the same clerk came by, telling me the rules again and was really angry, shouting and getting red in the face. I was on my way out as she went into the room, and as I turned to see her expression, she was practically gagging. I just smiled to myself as I left the store, thinking she deserved that!

oh my god this was funny... i'm sad now as the only good thing about being a woman with a urostomy is I can pee standing up - very handy if you have been out...

LOL!! If ever being robbed, just remove my bag and give them a little toss.