Dining Out Tips for Ostomates

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lottagelady
Nov 23, 2009 12:06 pm

Our friend MMSH has already tried this, but it didn't work, so we will try again. Now I know how to do stuff!


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Just how my bag hangs first thing in the morning...


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And a few others to make you smile...


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WOUNDED DOE
Nov 23, 2009 4:05 pm

LOL!!! This is the sort of thing one might see on Dave Letterman!! FUNNEEEE

gutenberg
Nov 23, 2009 4:22 pm

Great Rachel, one picture is worth a thousand words, and I can imagine the words for captions.
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Posted by: Irjosh

I just wanted to tell all the users of this site that I really love having the opportunity to express my feelings here. I'm positive that many feel the same. I wish that all here come out of the experience you have here will be like mine. Support and understanding from others with issues similar like each other will help us all and give the relief we all crave, well, I'm selfish. I'm here because I need support. And I find enough here to help in the tough times. Thank you. I really mean it.

Roch!!
Nov 23, 2009 4:53 pm

Very funny... definitely put a smile on my face! Thank you.
Rochelle. X

Carolw
Nov 23, 2009 7:05 pm
brill,made my day xxxx
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lottagelady
Nov 23, 2009 7:12 pm
So pleased it has raised a few smiles! x  
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Mike
Nov 23, 2009 11:21 pm
Very Funny
Past Member
Nov 24, 2009 1:01 am
bravo.....well done!!!!!..........
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WAB
Nov 24, 2009 8:48 am

I had to laugh... as well I lived in SE Asia for 10 years... great


It reminded me of an ad I saw once. Full page for a vacuum cleaner... the caption for the machine read as follows in big bold letters:

      (I am not only a good sucker but a blower too) ...lol hihihihihiih.....wow, they sold out in one day.......lol hihihihihii

You should have seen some of the menus...

Lots of laughs. Keep it up.

WAB

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Nov 24, 2009 9:28 am

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  Absolutely bloody brilliant!!!!  
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WAB
Nov 24, 2009 11:54 am

Here are some products I came across which actually exist: the name of the product and what they are used for... lol



Clean Finger Nail - Chinese tissues
Kolic - Japanese mineral water
Creap Creamy Powder - Japanese coffee creamer
Last Climax - Japanese tissues
Ass Glue - Chinese glues cures everything
Swine - Chinese chocolates
Libido - Chinese soda
Pocari Sweat - Japanese sport drink
Ban Cock - Indian cockroach repellent
Shocking - Japanese chewing gum
Homo sausage - East Asian fish sausage
Cat Wetty - Japanese moistened hand towels
Hornyphon - Austrian video recorder
Shitto - Ghanaian pepper sauce
Pipi - Yugoslavian orangeade
Polio - Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Crundy - Japanese gourmet candy
Superglans - Netherlands car wax
I'm Dripper - Japanese instant coffee
Zit - Greek soft drink
My Fanny - Japanese toilet paper


Laugh away, everyone... one is there and I wish I had kept the bottle... put it in my medicine cabinet... everyone peeks in a medicine cabinet... lol hihihi



I picked it up in China... it was called...Ass Glue... it cured everything... lol hihihihi..

Cheers, everyone

WAB
Nov 24, 2009 12:06 pm
Ok Ok I am silly this morning.....but any of you going to China..you may find this on a few restaurant menus......Bon appetit.....lol hihihiihh




Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
Prawn cock and tail - Cairo
Cock in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo
French fried ships - Cairo
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose -
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion -
Fried freindship - Nepal
Strawberry crap - Japan
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Toes with butter and jam - Bali
Goose Barnacles - Spain
French Creeps - L.A.  I had to add this one
Fried fishermen - Japan
Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan
Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan
fiestyphoenix_51
Nov 29, 2009 9:01 pm
Thanks, just what I needed before going in to work nights again! This is so funny!
Feisty