This topic is about a person who has lived with a stoma for 40 years and has decided to give it a playful name, "Old Timer." This light-hearted approach to naming a stoma is shared among others who find humor to be a helpful way to cope with their experiences. Here are some fun and creative suggestions for stoma names shared by fellow ostomates:

1. "Bout Time" - A nod to the timing of when the stoma became part of their life.
2. "Etna" - Named after the volcano, symbolizing a stoma that is usually calm but can be unpredictable.
3. "Li’l Squirt" - A playful and cheeky name.
4. "Stan" - A reversed version of the poster’s own nickname, representing a mischievous alter ego.
5. "Spitty, the New Pooper" - A humorous take on the stoma’s function.
6. Some members suggest using an unprintable name, encouraging personal creativity without boundaries.

These suggestions highlight the importance of humor and creativity in managing life with a stoma.