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Jul 15, 2013

My ostomy gear

This topic is about a light-hearted poem that humorously explores the experience of living with an ostomy and the many supplies that come with it. The poem offers a playful take on the day-to-day realities and challenges faced by ostomates. Here are some highlights and insights from the discussion:

- The poem humorously suggests raising your belt line or using braces to prevent any damage to the stoma.
- It lists a personal inventory of supplies that might be familiar to many ostomates: elastic belts, pantyhose for hernia support, a cricket box for protection from pets, wet and dry wipes, a hair dryer, and a variety of pouches (large, small, open, closed, clip-on, disposable).
- Other items mentioned include lotions, barrier sprays, curved and straight scissors, adhesive remover wipes and sprays, rectal catheters, incontinence pads, odor neutralizers, and household deodorizers.
- The poem humorously suggests the need for a second bathroom to store all these supplies and to make daily routines more manageable.
- It touches on the challenges of traveling with an ostomy and the use of a "travel card" to help navigate these situations.
- The poem closes with a reflection on the daily management of ostomy life and a whimsical wish for normal bowels in exchange for all the gear.

The author appreciates feedback from readers, noting that positive comments encourage more poetic creations. They also invite others, especially fellow poets, to share their work, suggesting that spacing out posts allows each piece to be fully appreciated.

Some members of the community find poetry to be an effective and engaging way to communicate the experiences of living with an ostomy, especially to those who might otherwise shy away from the topic. For those interested in sharing or reading more poetry, a member recommends the site Cosmofunnel, where readers can create a free account to access individual portfolios.
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