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This topic is about finding humor in situations where someone is speaking nonsense or being overly verbose. The idea is to use light-hearted comebacks, especially from the perspective of someone with an ostomy, to add a bit of fun to the conversation.

Here are some playful suggestions:

1. When someone is talking nonsense, you might say, "You have more output than a bag," which is a humorous way to point out their excessive talking.

2. You could also silently hum the tune of "There Are More Questions Than Answers" and think to yourself, "And the more that comes out, the less you know!" This adds a personal and amusing twist to the situation.

3. Sometimes, just enjoying the humor in the moment is enough. One person expressed their amusement by wishing for a "like" button to show appreciation for the original joke.
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