Dateline: Mission Control, Houston, Texas
Stoma News has learned a UFO has been spotted aboard the International Space Station (ISS). Astronaut Gus Output filed this report....
At 1300 hours, an unidentified floating object (UFO) was observed in the crew break room hovering near the ceiling. Closer inspection revealed it to be a plastic bag with Velcro on one end and a flange on the other. It is not known what this contraption is used for, nor where it came from. Faint letters on the bag read: H O L L I S.... the rest of the letters have faded away. NASA has begun a top-level investigation.
Stay tuned to Stoma News for future updates as they become available.