Artificial intelligence software seems to be everywhere. Well, I know somewhere it could boldly go....... Future headlines:
AI enabled micro-sensor allows direct stoma communication.
Dateline: CornPop University
Researchers announce stunning news. Using the miracle of miniaturized electronic sensors and AI software, an ostomate's stoma can communicate with them.... in any language. The world's first experiment is about to start. Ostomate BeachBoy and his stoma Herb, are now being outfitted and wired up with a microcomputer, bag sensor, and AI natural language software. Installation complete, researchers have booted up the system and are waiting for the green light. The light flickers, goes out, then returns with a steady glow. BeachBoy adjusts his headset microphone, the lab is quiet. Then BeachBoy directs a question to stoma Herb. "Hey buddy, how do you feel?" The green light flickers, tape drives spin, AI software ponders Herb's response. Calculating. Arranging the nouns, verbs, and words. Suddenly the speakers crackle to life. In a flat monotone, the computer begins speaking Herb's response:
"I feel like shit"
