Dealing with Colostomy Bag During Oral Sex

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Past Member
Jun 18, 2018 5:35 am

Are you trying to turn me on? That sounds fantastic! Just need the right wine, and some grapes, maybe. The banging could be a turn on, you never know till you try it. Hopefully it will not give you a headache, the wine will. I say the end justifies the means in this case.

BrooklynBlast
Jul 14, 2018 3:36 am

Why not just lie flat and let him or her do the work? That's how I like to give or get.

Immarsh
Aug 10, 2018 2:03 pm

I've been seeing the same guy for about 4 1/2 years. He had no problem with the bag, and regardless of our positions, if it gets in his way, he just moves it. I've tried folding it and taping it, and that works just as well, but he says it's not necessary. Of course, I either empty, rinse, or put on a new bag when we're going to be together, but depending on time, it often "starts to fill" and makes all those noises. But then, he "farts" for real. We just laugh. If I'm on my knees, the "flapping" annoys me, so I'll tape it up. I was thinking of buying or making a band. Haven't gotten to it yet. I have had my ostomy for 50 plus years, and it's never been an issue with the right guy.

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When I found this web site, I didn't think its name had anything to do with actually meeting an ostomate but I later learned there were some folks who did meet and develop relationships. How good is that? That wasn't my intention. I definitely didn't want anyone to meet me. I felt broken and wasn't prepared to express those feelings. I thought it was a place where ostomates wrote about themselves, posed questions, shared thoughts, told jokes and, sometimes, just vented. I thought of it as a community of folks with similar interests and various degrees of experience. Mostly I found some of the most caring, selfless, wise and understanding people I ever imagined. I was so impressed with some of the writings; not because of their literary value but the way in which they addressed such a very complex environment. I read hundreds of exchanges and admired the way folks cared for each other. I became hopeful with my own situation and looked forward to the next day's offerings. Certainly some contributors stood out with their experience or particular skills in addressing some things but it seemed like a total effort with synergistic results. I felt blessed to have found this site. I still do.
Mike

w30bob
Jun 09, 2019 6:06 am

You guys are all cracking me up! I got a feeling I'm really going to like this site and all you folks. The stuff you read online..........priceless!

:O)

Bob

Ink_Heart
Jun 11, 2019 6:49 pm

Why would you have sexy time with a full bag? Maybe put a new one on for your special moments.

 

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w30bob
Jun 11, 2019 8:35 pm

Sorry Ink.......not all of us have the kind of output that allows us to do what you suggest.

Cadet........my hat's off to you, brother! It's a great question I'd never ask in a forum of strangers, but I would like to know the answer to. And the way you asked it sure didn't beat around the bush. When I first read the question, I thought.....oh, this dude is going to get his butt thrown off this forum for sure.......and figured the moderator would step in and nix the whole deal. Then I started reading the replies and realized it was a real question and folks were okay with discussing it. I guess I haven't fully acclimated and assimilated myself to the wacky world of ostomates. Carry on, Professor.......I'm learning.

Regards,
Bob

Hermit
Jun 11, 2019 11:54 pm

Thought it was a very good question! Oral is good!

kstyle
Jun 12, 2019 2:09 am

I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes, literally out loud! Loved every response! Most learn everything becomes second nature as time goes by. I can't wait to see more responses or even a better, more candid follow-up question! ????

warrior
Jul 28, 2019 1:40 am

This thread started in 2014. There was a lapse of about 4 years. You never know what kind of post you will find. But they say the truth is best said in jest. Depending on your wafer, appliance, there is a tiny round pouch available from Convatec. I could look up the part number... I use them for showering. I would say it's about a two-inch round flat cupcake bag used specifically for those intimate moments. There will be banging here but no head to bag, that's for certain. My two cents' worth.

bcarter54
Apr 07, 2021 11:17 pm

I've had a permanent ileostomy for almost 11 years. Six years ago, I saw some Velcro dots in the crafts department and immediately thought, "That will work great for holding my bag up and out of the way!" It's been a game changer for sure.

dac
Apr 27, 2021 10:34 pm

If you irrigated, you would never experience this, if, of course, you have enough colon left to irrigate.

dac
Apr 27, 2021 10:34 pm
Done
stolencolen
Dec 26, 2021 11:38 pm

Well, this was a lesson for me!

AlexT
Feb 04, 2022 4:22 am

I knew I liked this website for some reason. ????????

corbiator!
Feb 04, 2022 4:41 am

Good read!