The three-handed shyte.....
Now there's a to-do.....
It's a skill to learn.....
Dealing with poo.....
One on the bag.....
One to steady.....
Then you need one to get the paper ready.....
At the start, you fiddle and fumble.....
Doing your best not to stumble.....
Stains on the roll.....
The wall and the floor.....
I've even had them on the door.....
Quieter now are my screams of panic.....
Visiting the pan doesn't make me manic.....
Once you master this skillful art.....
You and your waste will easily part.....
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As a student, there are easy ways you can prepare ahead and manage an ostomy while you are at school.
Read answers to frequently asked questions about how to change your pouch and participate in activities.
Read answers to frequently asked questions about how to change your pouch and participate in activities.