The three-handed shyte.....
Now there's a to-do.....
It's a skill to learn.....
Dealing with poo.....
One on the bag.....
One to steady.....
Then you need one to get the paper ready.....
At the start, you fiddle and fumble.....
Doing your best not to stumble.....
Stains on the roll.....
The wall and the floor.....
I've even had them on the door.....
Quieter now are my screams of panic.....
Visiting the pan doesn't make me manic.....
Once you master this skillful art.....
You and your waste will easily part.....

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HenryM
If I was a relative newbie with an ostomy, I have no doubt that this site would be very helpful to me. The members are quick to respond to questions and issues and they are filled with experience. When I joined, I already had a lifetime with an ostomy, so I just regard it as a place to meet and communicate with other folks similarly situated. Either way, it is a good site.