THANK YOU STOMA.
There’s lots to thank my stoma for
if I ignore things I abhor.
Believe me, it improved my life
relieving me from former strife.
It diminished consternation
right alongside constipation.
It cut out all my rotten gut
and rectified my prolapsed butt.
It freed me from incontinence
that had come to prominence.
It took away my chronic pain
so I could live my life again.
I know my stoma made me glad
for stopping hassle that I had.
As I reflect I can recall
I’d not expect a life at all.
My stoma gave life quality
and with it a little jollity.
It is not easy to explain
the intricacies of my gain.
I have the type of ostomy
that they call colostomy.
This means I can mitigate
some hassles and can irrigate.
Well, this gets rid of all my waste
without the smell people distaste.
When all the poo’s gone in one go
then it’s all done and folks don’t know.
Now as I sit upon the loo
not only does my stoma poo
but I can use the time to do
a few more lines of rhymes for you.
B. Withers 2013
There’s lots to thank my stoma for
if I ignore things I abhor.
Believe me, it improved my life
relieving me from former strife.
It diminished consternation
right alongside constipation.
It cut out all my rotten gut
and rectified my prolapsed butt.
It freed me from incontinence
that had come to prominence.
It took away my chronic pain
so I could live my life again.
I know my stoma made me glad
for stopping hassle that I had.
As I reflect I can recall
I’d not expect a life at all.
My stoma gave life quality
and with it a little jollity.
It is not easy to explain
the intricacies of my gain.
I have the type of ostomy
that they call colostomy.
This means I can mitigate
some hassles and can irrigate.
Well, this gets rid of all my waste
without the smell people distaste.
When all the poo’s gone in one go
then it’s all done and folks don’t know.
Now as I sit upon the loo
not only does my stoma poo
but I can use the time to do
a few more lines of rhymes for you.
B. Withers 2013
