It's not safe!

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Bill
Jan 19, 2024 8:21 am

IT’S NOT SAFE! 

It’s not safe to stick your finger,
into your stoma or to linger
on that thought for very long,
because for some this may seem wrong.  

But it’s not safe to breathe the air,
because some people do not care
and have polluted it so much 
it’s something lungs should never touch.

It is not safe to walk the street
because some people you might meet
could be there, so it’s been said
to do you harm or make you dead.

It is not safe to fly a plane,
to ride a bike or catch a train,
for all these means of transport will
sometimes end up with a kill.

It is not safe to drink water
or, at least I think you ought’er
consider just how clean it is
before you drink and come amiss. 

It is not safe to lay your head
down upon your comfy bed,
and if you need a reason why
this is where most people will die. 

It is not safe to vaccinate, 
or this is what some people state,
but I would feel I was a ‘dick’
if I refused to have the prick.  

It is not safe to be alive,
for in that state it seems we strive
to do all sorts of stupid stuff
until we’re dead or had enough.  

                           B. Withers 2021

 

Justbreathe
Jan 19, 2024 4:08 pm

Loved this - provided a chuckle for me to start my day… and an afterthought to “It's not safe.”

It is not safe to eat some food

which causes a stoma to protrude.

Bad results could be a wedgie,

making one feel very edgy.

In addition, a slight weight gain,

not to mention the dreaded pain.

And oh, do not lift weights and stuff,

results will be a hernia puff.

As if a stoma's not enough.

JB

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