Spouse travel tip

I'm currently on a driving vacation with Mrs B. Our hotel has a small bathroom. I've eaten a lot of food. More than usual. More in... means more out. So I've had to empty the bag multiple times per day... in a tiny bathroom. After a draining, I leave the exhaust fan running for 30 minutes or so. My olfactory nerves must be numb; it doesn't smell bad to me.

The first time Mrs B used the bathroom after me... I heard a loud ruckus... then she reeled out of the small room like a drunken sailor, cursing. I professed innocence. "Doesn't smell bad to me." She assured me this was the most awful, foul odor that ever assaulted her nostrils, and promptly evacuated to the courtyard.

Lesson learned. Use M9 drops. I have them with me. Just got lazy. And pack a can of industrial-sized Lysol spray.

The path to marital bliss detours through the bathroom.

Solid advice. M9. 👍

Proven, too. 👍

Been on both sides of that fence. 👃

Sitting Bull suggests "bring clothes pins." 🤦‍♂️

I use the M9 aerosol but no M9 in my pouch. M9 reacts with my effluent in a very unpleasant way. It creates a smell that is very nauseating and worse it seeps out of the pouch some  how. It is certainly better than nothing but fortunately for me I found better alternatives. When it comes to M9 the adage "YMMV" is very true for me and the drops.

P.S. Before I get too many zingers, I realize on this site I am in the 0.001 percent of users that don't give homage to the M9 drops — that percentage may be too high since I have never seen anyone else on this site say a disparaging word about M9 drops. 😉

We are all different.  One size doesn't fit all.  I'm surprised how M9 use does lessen odors for me.  

" fart fans" 😆👍

Beach boy, you’re using the wrong scent. Once in awhile I get told my shit actually does stink. 😳🤔🤷‍♂️. I just say it smells like roses. The scent you need is this…..

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Being rose scented and bringing out the name Romance and Desire, you’ll probably find yourself pinned down to the mattress while Mrs. B loses control. 😁 You’re welcome. 😉

Actually she will lose control while I'm in bed.... beating me with pillows.  

The current peace keeper:

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