This topic is about the humorous side of interactions with hospital staff when you have an ostomy. It highlights the funny and sometimes awkward moments that can occur when medical staff ask routine questions without realizing the specifics of your condition. Here are some helpful insights and advice to navigate these situations:

1. Hospital staff might not always notice the ostomy notes on your chart, like "ILEO." It's a good idea to gently remind them to check your records before they proceed with certain procedures or ask questions about bowel movements.

2. During shift changes, response times from staff can be slower. It's helpful to anticipate your needs and either manage minor issues yourself or ask for assistance a bit earlier than usual.

3. If you have a urostomy, you might be asked to arrive with a "comfortably full bladder" or if you have trouble "passing water." It's important to clarify that your bladder has been removed or diverted, and you should empty your urostomy pouch instead.

4. Keeping a sense of humor and a positive attitude can help ease any awkward moments and boost the spirits of both you and the hospital staff.