Topic Explanation:
The forum topic is about seeking advice on how to keep a colostomy pouch dry while showering, as the individual's "schedule" is not predictable enough to risk showering with the pouch removed.

Advice and Insights:
- Use a shower cap and waterproof tape to cover the pouch during showering.
- Change the wet pouch for a new one after showering and towel dry the wafer part.
- It's not necessary to worry about getting the bag wet, as most bags are waterproof. Change the bag after showering to avoid it getting wet straight away.
- Use freezer bags and an elastic band or hair tie to keep the pouch dry.
- Use Press and Seal wrap to keep the pouch dry.
- Some individuals have had success showering with the bag on and then drying it with a hairdryer.
- Consider using a protective patch for the filter to keep the pouch dry.
- Some individuals have had success using specific ostomy systems that are waterproof and require minimal drying after showering.
- Eating marshmallows about an hour before showering or changing the bag and wafer may help stop the flow from the ostomy, reducing the mess in the shower.

Protecting the Flange:
- After showering, pat dry the outer edge with toilet paper or tissue, then wrap a long piece of toilet paper around the flange to absorb extra moisture.
- In hot weather, apply an anti-fungal powder to the flange.

Specific Ostomy Systems:
- Some individuals have had success with specific ostomy systems that are waterproof and require minimal drying after showering.

Different Experiences:
- Some individuals have had no issues showering with the bag on, while others prefer to remove the bag before showering.

Additional Tips:
- Consider using a handheld shower to clean the wafer before showering.
- Use vented pouches and cover the vent hole with patches when exposed to water, such as when swimming.
- Some individuals have had success swimming and taking baths without any special precautions for their colostomy pouch.
- New ostomates have been advised to eat marshmallows about an hour before showering or changing the bag and wafer to help stop the flow from the ostomy.