This topic is about a creative and humorous approach to managing an ileostomy pouch during a holiday party. The person sharing their story had an unexpected situation at a fancy cocktail party in Manhattan. They found themselves in a small restroom without their usual water bottle to rinse their pouch, which was starting to "pancake" and risk leaking. In a pinch, they used a glass of champagne to rinse the pouch, turning a potentially stressful moment into a lighthearted one.

Here are some helpful insights and advice from this experience:

1. Humor and improvisation can be great tools to ease anxiety when unexpected situations arise. Sometimes, you just have to do what you have to do.

2. Consider experimenting with more discreet options for carrying rinsing fluid, such as flat or collapsible bottles, so you're always prepared in formal settings.

3. If you need to improvise, many liquids can be safe for a quick rinse. However, be cautious:
- Avoid using highly acidic or caustic drinks like Pepsi or Coca-Cola, as they might weaken the pouch material. Use them only in true emergencies.
- Carbonated or alcoholic beverages like champagne can thin the output and produce gas. Make sure to stay hydrated with water, aiming for about 8 glasses a day, to avoid what some call a "stoma coma."

4. Be prepared for curiosity at airport or venue security. A humorous explanation, like saying you're "serving alcohol to a minor" (the stoma), can lighten the mood. Just be aware that a breath test on your stoma might surprise some people!