This topic is about exploring tattoo placement and design ideas to help conceal or distract from a stoma and the surrounding area. Robbie is thinking about getting a tattoo that runs across his side and stomach to draw attention away from his stoma and scar, which might allow him to feel more comfortable wearing lower-cut shorts or swim trunks. He's seeking advice from others who have experience with tattoos near their ostomy.

Here are some helpful insights and advice:

1. Robbie is curious about how painful it might be to get a tattoo on the sensitive skin around the stoma. It's important to be prepared for increased discomfort in this area.

2. He plans to look for highly reputable tattoo studios in the UK and discuss design and placement with an experienced artist. This is a great approach to ensure the best results.

3. If Robbie goes ahead with the tattoo, he intends to share updates and photos of the process.

4. A creative design example from a former member involved using an outhouse tattoo beside the stoma to humorously draw attention away from the pouch.

5. When choosing an artist, it's crucial to select someone experienced and reputable. Have a detailed consultation about skin sensitivity and the positioning of the bag.

6. For placement, it's advised to keep the tattoo outside the area normally covered by the wafer or adhesive. This allows the tattoo to heal properly and lets you inspect the skin under the appliance for any rashes or irritation.

7. Be cautious of medical concerns. Leaks or chronic moisture can lead to ulcers that might distort the tattoo and affect skin health. It's wise to speak with a surgeon or stoma nurse beforehand to understand any individual risks.

8. There is a Facebook group called "Funbags and Shitbags" where many members have stoma-area tattoos. They can share photos, experiences, and artist recommendations, which could be a valuable resource.

9. As an alternative to a tattoo, consider decorating or "blinging" the pouch itself. This can be a non-permanent way to divert attention if you decide against getting inked.