Do Ostomates Eat Beans Regularly?

Smh

"Get yourself an egg and beat it!" 🎶

It doesn't 🎶 matter, nuked or just fried, it will taste good 🎶 any day or late night. Just eat it... yeah, eat it... 🎶

🎶 "Eat it.....eat it....open up your mouth and feed it" 🎶

🎶Food doesn't matter, who's wrong or right, 🎶ignore those lists from Shamrock who took flight, plenty of b.s🎶. It's just all hype, go eat it...just eat it..🎶

No one wants to eat black beans!!! Before you get started, 🎶 take note of those dear-hearted, and eat it... yeah eat it... no not Edith... just eat it.. 😋 🎶

My Ostomy Journey: Jearlean | Hollister

Haha!!

You and eefyjig are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

We are starting a band.

"The effing warriors." 🤔😂🤣

I love it, book them for our first International Night get-together paid for by the Judicators of MAO.

IGGIE

I'm in! I think we should sing tunes a la Weird Al, but with an ostomy slant. I'll start - to the tune of Desperado:

🎶 "Ohh Hollister, why don't you send me some samples

I've been feelin' real trampled, with leakin' again

Oh, you're a hard one, I know you want me as a client

But I just ain't buyin' 'til my leakin' is done......" 🎶

All together now. 1 2 3 Top of the hit parades

IGGIE

Hahaha!!!

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my bum and realize there's nothing left
'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long that
Even my doctor thinks that my mind is gone.

But I ain't never gonna look at my stoma and hate it
Me being treated like a punk, you know I just don't care.
I better watch how I'm eating and where I'm walking
Or I might get caught with a bag that's leaking.

I really hate to trip, but I gotta hope
As I'm changing the bag, I see myself in the bathroom mirror
Fool, I forgot the barrier wipe, the new bags not cut right!
On my knees in the night, saying prayers that the bag holds tight!

Been spending most of my life
Living in a stoma paradise…..
Been spending most of my life
Living in a stoma paradise…

I have 0 musical talent, but can I join the band as your groupie? You guys are great.

I will be singing this all morning!

Ostomy, easy as 1, 2, 3… A B C, ileostomy… 🎶

MJ is turning over in his grave, but not until he does his moonwalk.

MJ would have loved it if he'd been blessed with his own ostomy.

Though I'm still "livin' in a stoma paradise" here. I can't get that one out of my head.

I also keep wanting to do something of my own, but I'm completely stuck.

Hmm, unfortunately, I only hear the Trelegy commercial!

Beano!

Natural.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%91-Galactosidase

I eat beans daily and have for years. I have had an ileostomy for 19 years now. I love all types of beans, plus tofu and soy sauce. High in protein, antioxidants, and fiber (yes, fiber is needed by and good for ostomates). Plus, no one needs to have their throat slit to grow beans. I can't recommend eating beans enough :-)

Absolutely! And there's always a need for more cowbell, so…

You can never have enough cowbell! 🤣😅

https://youtu.be/NHTe2_b8uEA?si=76stgSljHC6mErKq

"I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

Thanks, I had no idea what eefyjig was talking about. 😂

— Proud owner of lifesaving ostomy, vintage 2023, V6 colostomy engine.

I just sounded like I lost my mind, huh?! 🤣

I eat beans regularly with mushrooms and other veggies as either a burrito filling or on nachos and have no problem with them. I do chew slowly and thoroughly, though, and I think this helps a great deal. I also eat corn on the cob with no problems either, but once again, I believe the thoroughly chewing method is the secret.

G-Day Ettie,

That is a lot of dangerous food you're gambling with. It would seem you have been lucky up to now, but I would say be very careful.

Regards, IGGIE

I'm the lazy type, so I open a can of beans and eat them out of the can with a spoon. The trick is to make sure you chew well. Baked beans, chickpeas, and big white Lima beans (aka butter beans) are my favorites. My Waterloo seems to be raw fruit and vegetables. Boy, do I miss them. Trial and error is the only way to figure out what works for you.

Thorough chewing is indeed very important, but so is food preparation and portion sizes. See longer answer at

https://www.meetanostomate.org/discussion-forum/viewtopic.php?t=34664#275184

— Proud owner of lifesaving ostomy, vintage 2023, V6 colostomy engine.