Ladies.....do NOT let him hump your stoma!

Hi Gang,

  Did that title get your attention.......thought it would.  So, in another post Cplumber mentioned checking out the UOA.org site......so I did. That's where, under the "Sexuality" topic, I found this nugget. 

"MYTH: BODY MOVEMENTS AND PRESSURE OF OUR BODIES DURING SEX WILL HURT MY STOMA.

TRUTH: Close body contact and movement during sex won’t hurt your stoma. However, nothing (fingers, objects) should be put into the stoma. A stoma is not a sexual organ."

  Now that I finally stopped laughing, I can honestly say.........I never once (not even for a second) have ever considered sticking my "you-know-what" in a gal's stoma. And I don't think I 'll ever be able to get THAT visual out of my head.   Now please......I beg you.......if you've ever used your stoma for sex........PLEASE DON'T TELL ME.

WHO THINKS UP THIS SHIT, anyway?

Enjoy!

Later,

Bob

Hello  Bob.

We had a similar post on here a while back and it recieved a few comments such as your own.

Best wishes

Bill

 ONLY YOU BOB, ONLY YOU.

all I can add to this topic is when I got my stoma, my wife was making suggestions that u can have sex in your stoma. She visited some porno sites apparently to gain some unusefull, sick, preverted  insight to the subject..  i looked at her like she was talking through her ass and i said you must be very stupid to beleive anything can fit inside this thing. she was firm believing what she read.  it made realize what a dope she was to beleive such nonesense then TELL ME IT WAS TRUE  about the sex/stoma thing.  yea right.  you idiot.   it goes to show you how people beleive anything they read on the web..  I dont believe for a minute this organ can be stimulated let alone have anything put inside it.

 gee whiz, how disgusting and preverted are some people.??  youre right Bob, cant get that image out of my head. 

  I do recall a post.. where the  topic was "sex and stoma" but this guy was referring to normal way people have sex.. more specifically anal sex.  not using the stoma at all.. and get this   folks on here actually assumed he meant stoma sex. the guy freaked out cause that was not his question.. he happened to be gay. not that THAT has anything to with it but peoples thoughts ran amuck. 

only thing I would be concerned about is  stomach to stomach facing sex, if there would be a chance the stoma can be pushed back into stomach??  thats as far i will go on matter of stoma  sex.  please note instance like this a stoma guard is probably the best thing to wear. go have wonderful sex now.  cheers. 

If humans evolved from lesser creatures, what creatures might have been less dignified than the “WHO” Bob references? Sorry Mr.Darwin.
Mike

Warrior........you had me rollin', brother!!  You're funny as shit.........maybe you should have done stand-up comedy!  The idea that having sex with someone's stoma could be thought of as "anal sex" never crossed my mind.......but guess it could as it was once attached to your ass before the Doc cut it off and stuck it thru your abdomen.  I'm just glad I ate dinner well BEFORE I read your reply and wrote this reply post.  

Bill.........sorry for replicating a subject.  When I read that note on the ostomy site I was laughing out loud and said I NEEDED to share this with you guys!  It never crossed my mind that it could have been discussed on here previously.  Guess I'm still naive in some ways about this site.  

Mike.......I think even Darwin, if he were alive today, would admit the evidence needed to fill in the blanks in his theory should have been found by now (and have not).  He's even quoted as saying so, in that for his theory to be correct the missing links between species (that he predicted) should be found in the very near future.  That was a long time ago.  Now I'm also not big on the "God" theory, but old Darwin's answer is getting a little long in the tooth.  Maybe we need a third possibility.  Has anyone noticed the US now has a Space Force and all branches of our military now admit to having had dealings with craft that are unidentified and perform beyond anything we can build? Got a funny feeling that the third possibility is about to make itsef known fairly soon, and it's gonna be a doozy.  

regards,

bob

Once again I gotta agree with you... there is definitely life "out there".

As for the stoma sex thing, I was traumatized early on regarding this subject. Shortly after I had my emergency surgery and woke up with a stoma I was told by a nurse not to have sex through it. I remember being like "What?! Who would do that?...Ouch!". 

Hi New,

  Yeah, I'm right there with ya.  When I heard a few years back that Richard Gere was putting gerbils up his ass I thought I heard it all.  I was wrong.  Now I hear about stoma sex.  I REFUSE to Googe it.  Just won't go there.  I'm waiting for someone to chime in saying they wear a butt plug in their stoma!  

regards,

bob

OMG you guys crack me up....Ewwwwwwww  what a gross thing that would be...my stoma bleeds enough just wiping  it during change...Bob it is true that Gay guys will sometimes put gerbils up into their anus ....my niece is a nurse and she told me stories about those happenings in the ER...each to their own I guess...LOL

Ange

Yes it's amazing what some idiots believe but the stoma is one particular orifice that is definitely designed as an EXIT point not entry.* 

And newnormal, seriously WTF is up with the medical community, I remember ages ago one woman posted that her surgeon told her that if he removed her rectum there would be no more anal sex, like as a straight woman why would that concern her?, any partner wanting to do that is in the closet as far as I can tell.   In the words of Kramer on Seinfeld "There will be no inserting in that area"!?

Can't believe I'd almost forgotten about that Richard Gere story Bob, EWWWW another image that I don't want in my head hey!  Thanks for the laugh anyway, after all "There's nowt as queer as folk!"

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I have a friend who works in ER and I myself have worked in Radiology where have seen the end result of what has been inserted apparently "accidentally" because of course we all leave large jam jars/fluorescent light tubes/torches/beer bottles just laying around the shower where we have slipped and fell on them "it was a million to one shot doc, a million to one"!  LOL!

Hello Bob. Wait no longer! the anal plugs I used to use for incontinence are much the same as the stoma plugs I now use daily. The only difference is that the stoma plugs don't expand quite as much and consequently are easier to remove.
'A plug by any other name - '

Best wishes

Bill

oh lawd, why did i click this topic..  people are crazy.

way back when i first got my stoma, when i was young and spry and partying with my peeps, some inebriated person asked if stoma sex was possible.  i said nope, it ain't.  leave it to liquor to disclose what the horndogs are really thinking.  "but it's a hole!"  so is your sink disposal.

i could've just clicked, read, laughed, and not commented, and no one would've known i clicked.

A long lasting laugh at the hospital where I worked had to do with the guy who came to the ER with a huge vibrator he couldn't remove from his butt.  After a procedure and recovery the hospital protocol was followed and when being discharged he was asked, "Do you have everything you came in with?"  One of the two nurses at his side became histerical and discharged a wad of snot that landed on the poor guys forehead.  I think she's still laughing.

Mike

Bellily,

  C'mon........you know why you clicked on this topic......because you're as wacky as the rest of us.  We need to have a little fun with this stuff or we'll all go nuts! Especially us who now have a cul-de-sac for an asshole.

Mike.......that's Hysterical!!  The shit they must see could fill a book....I'm sure.

;O)

Bob

When I was still in the hospital after the initial colostomy, the nurse/educator warned me about that very thing. The only thing that went through my mind was "what kind of sick f**k would even consider that??!!"

It's kinda like the warning on the chainsaw I bought:

"DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH LEGS OR GENITALS"

What????!!!!!! WHO WOULD DO THAT??

Ummmmm............well......I didn't INTENTIONALLY stop the chain with my leg........it just sort of happened.  Now I wear kevlar pants.

;0)

Bob

Hello Fred383.   They say 'a picture is worth a thousand words'.  So, there is a picture of a stoma plug on my profile  for you to peruse.  Mine are supplied by Coloplast, who I am sure would send you some samples if you asked them  to. I have no idea about purchasing this stuff as I get all my supplies courtesy of the NHS. 

As for procedures: It is a straightforward plug attached to a flange. All you need to do is remove the plastic cover to expose the adhesive surface  and push the plug into the stoma. I have a peristomal hernia, so I need to digitally make a hole for mine , otherwise it will not go in on its own. However, there was a time when I could simply push it in without any preparation. 

Best wishes

Bill

Not only is this a dumb idea, the thing that amazes me is I don't know how many people really do realize that your intestine which is your stoma has absolutely no feelings. No nerve endings no nothing. I want a my check-ins with my doctor he put his finger in my stoma and I felt absolutely nothing. So it wouldn't work anyway.    Andy

Wow, this is an old thread!

Amayrfd, I need to correct you.  Not only are there nerves in our intestines, there's a whole separate nervous system there, which is larger than our central nervous system.  It's called our Enteric Nervous System and has more than five times as many neurons as the number of neurons in the spinal cord. It's why we feel pain when we get inflammation, or get bloated or have a blockage. Ask anyone who's had a blockage that didn't clear for hours what pain feels like and it'll be obvious that we have nerves in our intestines. Lots of them.  When we get a stoma they fold back the intestine and stitch it to our abdominal wall.  That rolled back portion of our intestine becomes desensitized over time, so you can touch it and smack it a bit before it really hurts. But you hit it hard enough and you WILL feel it.  You didn't feel anything because your doctor's finger wasn't bigger than how much the intestines can comfortably stretch. But if his finger was 3 or 4 times larger..........you'd have felt very differently about the amount of pain you'd have felt.  

I think what you're trying to say is there wouldn't be any pleasure associated with sticking something up one's stoma, and THAT's true (I think).  I've never had anal sex with anyone, but I don't believe it's done for the pleasure of the person with the ass that's being used as a substitute vagina.........it's done for the inserter's pleasure, not the receiver's.  Although, who knows......there might be some wingnuts out there that like the feeling of having something stuck up their ass........I'm a little out of my league on this subject.  Anybody want to chime in? 

;0)

bob