Did that title get your attention.......thought it would. So, in another post Cplumber mentioned checking out the UOA.org site......so I did. That's where, under the "Sexuality" topic, I found this nugget.
"MYTH: BODY MOVEMENTS AND PRESSURE OF OUR BODIES DURING SEX WILL HURT MY STOMA.
TRUTH: Close body contact and movement during sex won’t hurt your stoma. However, nothing (fingers, objects) should be put into the stoma. A stoma is not a sexual organ."
Now that I finally stopped laughing, I can honestly say.........I never once (not even for a second) have ever considered sticking my "you-know-what" in a gal's stoma. And I don't think I 'll ever be able to get THAT visual out of my head. Now please......I beg you.......if you've ever used your stoma for sex........PLEASE DON'T TELL ME.
WHO THINKS UP THIS SHIT, anyway?