My dark sense of self-deprecating medical humor has served me well over my lifetime. Might I give the example of spilling my drink into my crotch before entering a store. I'm certainly at "that age" where the logical answer to such a sight is incontinence. Instead of trying to explain that this was not a bladder issue, I chose to say, "It sucks to get old", not an untrue answer. But I am somewhat at a loss as to how to deal with unexpected flatulence, (greatly amplified due to its location). I would love to have some witty quips, please.
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