<br><br>
THE OSTOMY-SEX QUESTION.<br><br>
<br><br>
Some people have a strong desire<br><br>
to poke and probe and to enquire.<br><br>
Their questions sometimes can perplex<br><br>
especially when they ask of sex.<br><br>
<br><br>
The questions that they ask of me<br><br>
about my sex and ostomy,<br><br>
can be a mite discomforting<br><br>
as well as quite embarrassing.<br><br>
<br><br>
Ostomates have got together,<br><br>
To carefully consider whether<br><br>
We could list things we might say<br><br>
if these questions came our way.<br><br>
<br><br>
We got together and we thought<br><br>
Of things to say as a retort.<br><br>
Now we have more counter-measures<br><br>
in our little store of treasures.<br><br>
<br><br>
If it’s someone you don’t like<br><br>
you could tell them to “take a hike!”<br><br>
Or if you think they want to pry<br><br>
ask them if they want a try.<br><br>
<br><br>
For those that ask about ‘THE-BAG’<br><br>
“Does it affect the way we shag?”<br><br>
We might reply “You are a pratt -<br><br>
don’t talk about my wife like that!”<br><br>
<br><br>
If the person seems to scoff<br><br>
I tell them that “I’ll take it off.<br><br>
Then I will be completely nude.<br><br>
and we can both be seen as ‘rude’”.<br><br>
<br><br>
“When wanting sex becomes your aim<br><br>
bags and baggage are the same.<br><br>
For each can carry so much shit.<br><br>
and that may be the crux of it.”<br><br>
<br><br>
B.Withers 2012<br><br>
THE OSTOMY-SEX QUESTION.<br><br>
<br><br>
Some people have a strong desire<br><br>
to poke and probe and to enquire.<br><br>
Their questions sometimes can perplex<br><br>
especially when they ask of sex.<br><br>
<br><br>
The questions that they ask of me<br><br>
about my sex and ostomy,<br><br>
can be a mite discomforting<br><br>
as well as quite embarrassing.<br><br>
<br><br>
Ostomates have got together,<br><br>
To carefully consider whether<br><br>
We could list things we might say<br><br>
if these questions came our way.<br><br>
<br><br>
We got together and we thought<br><br>
Of things to say as a retort.<br><br>
Now we have more counter-measures<br><br>
in our little store of treasures.<br><br>
<br><br>
If it’s someone you don’t like<br><br>
you could tell them to “take a hike!”<br><br>
Or if you think they want to pry<br><br>
ask them if they want a try.<br><br>
<br><br>
For those that ask about ‘THE-BAG’<br><br>
“Does it affect the way we shag?”<br><br>
We might reply “You are a pratt -<br><br>
don’t talk about my wife like that!”<br><br>
<br><br>
If the person seems to scoff<br><br>
I tell them that “I’ll take it off.<br><br>
Then I will be completely nude.<br><br>
and we can both be seen as ‘rude’”.<br><br>
<br><br>
“When wanting sex becomes your aim<br><br>
bags and baggage are the same.<br><br>
For each can carry so much shit.<br><br>
and that may be the crux of it.”<br><br>
<br><br>
B.Withers 2012<br><br>