Ostomy Memories Says Yes, Butt

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HenryM
Mar 30, 2023 7:20 am

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS MISSING and I am sorely disappointed.  Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has admitted to using what she referred to as rectal ozone therapy for good health.  She is known for her non-conventional health views.  But me, with my Barbie Butt, damn, I can’t take advantage of this revolutionary treatment.  According to the ozone therapy website, rectal insufflation ozone therapy involves “the administration of medical grade ozone directly into the colon via the rectum.”  The goal of the therapy is to boost oxygen efficiency, balance the immune system, reduce oxidative stress, improve blood circulation and “detoxify the body on a cellular level,” claims the website.  It makes me think that I should have asked that proctologist, back before my ostomy surgery, to blow a little medical grade ozone up my butt, although I don’t see them claiming anything about curing colon-related diseases, and breathing in medical grade ozone, it is said, can cause permanent respiratory damage.  Additionally, according to the Healthline website, “there isn’t enough evidence for the FDA to support the use of ozone therapy. More large-scale human studies are needed to demonstrate effectiveness and safety.”  We deprived Barbie Butts need not bemoan our lost opportunity for this Gwyneth Paltrow-promoted but dubious medical breakthrough.  

TerryLT
Mar 30, 2023 7:57 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow is a fruitcake.  I'm just waiting for her to be successfully sued by some unfortunate fan who is taken in by one of the ridiculous so called health and wellness treatments she promotes that backfires and injures someone, or makes them seriously ill.

Terry

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HenryM
Mar 30, 2023 8:36 pm

We'll soon see how she does in this finger-pointing exercise of a skiing accident in a Utah courtroom.  

Ostomate & woundr
Mar 31, 2023 5:46 pm

I'm not trying to blow smoke up your ass but that's funny.