Another unpublished rhyme

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Bill
Aug 08, 2023 7:33 am

A ‘NORMAL’ DAY ?

It started as a ‘normal’ day
with working in my ‘normal’ way,
until I had my ‘normal’ break
and took my ‘normal’ food intake.

Upon returning to my work,
my day would turn from bright to mirk,
as I discovered that the wet
beneath my shirt was not from sweat. 

I was embarrassed and ashamed 
that my stoma, now untamed, 
had broken free from its constraint
to land upon my shirt and taint. 

I was surprised and could not speak,
for I had sprung a major leak
and there was nothing left to do,
but exit work to clean up poo.

There was no way I would be seen 
back at work ‘till I was clean,
then, I did what I needed so,
back to work I then could go. 

As I am sure you all might guess, 
when we are in this shitty mess
it is not easy to stay calm 
and greet people with ‘normal’ charm.

This was a day I found quite hard
because it caught me off my guard,
but now it’s done and, in my past,
the lessons learned will surely last.

With all this wisdom we have shared
the next time I will be prepared
and if there are more incidents,
I will have more confidence. 

                                 B. Withers 2020

Morning glory
Aug 08, 2023 2:05 pm

I have been there and felt the panic and embarrassment that followed. It seems that it always happens when I least expect it. Once it hit right before my flight was ready to board. Thankfully, I was able to get cleaned up in time, so I didn't miss my flight.

Posted by: w30bob

Hi gang,

I was thinking what a great resource this site has been for me since I found it. It would have been really helpful, but maybe a bit scary, to have found it before my ostomy, but that's water under the bridge. But I got thinking about it, and now I'm questioning why doctors and hospitals don't provide this site's contact info to any patient even considering an ostomy today. And how can we change that so potential ostomates can learn about the road ahead for them by getting on here and asking questions before the docs go chop-chop. How exactly do you get all hospitals to provide their patients specific information, like this website?

I just happened to find this site something like 4 years after my ostomy when I Googled "ostomy forum" or something like that. But I never found it during previous searches.....so I found this site pretty much by pure luck. We need to find a way to make this site available to new or soon-to-be ostomates......as that's when we really need to commiserate with fellow ostomates. Anybody have any thoughts on how we do this?

Thanks,

Bob

TerryLT
Aug 08, 2023 8:19 pm

LOL!!