Farts

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Danno
Feb 03, 2024 1:11 am

Ripping a massive fart into the bag is more satisfying than real farts. Tell me I'm wrong.

Beachboy
Feb 03, 2024 1:36 am

Well... I call them Barts. Since I don't pass gas from my fanny... only from my baggie... it is a Bartie. Delayed release comes in handy too.

 

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Rose Bud 🌹
Feb 03, 2024 2:11 am

Well, they don't smell, but they sure can make some funny noises 😄 😆 🤣

Danno
Feb 03, 2024 2:36 am
Reply to Beachboy

It's just nice when you feel one brewing and it comes out. I do miss being able to push them out on command.

warrior
Feb 03, 2024 3:45 am

"Book 'em and push 'em, Danno."

Says Kojak. 😉

 
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Beachboy
Feb 03, 2024 4:23 am
Reply to Danno

But we can bag burp on command. Gives new meaning to "silent but deadly."

warrior
Feb 03, 2024 5:10 am
Reply to Beachboy

🎵Eew, that smell...🎶🎵Can't you smell that smell? 🎵That smell of burping bags in public🎶🎵

IGGIE
Feb 03, 2024 6:43 am
Reply to Beachboy

I am laughing so much here. Your word for your bottom has a totally different meaning in Australia. I cannot get the image out of my head. Regards, IGGIE

Itsme58
Feb 03, 2024 10:48 pm
Reply to warrior

I guess you were on a roll. I love all the references to old shows I used to watch, and you just make me laugh. I can't thank you enough.

Itsme58
Feb 03, 2024 10:50 pm
Reply to IGGIE

OK, now I'm curious… What does the name mean in Australia?

Danno
Feb 04, 2024 1:20 am
Reply to warrior

I've never burped my bag. I don't get much gas, but when I do, it feels nice to unload. Haha

warrior
Feb 04, 2024 1:31 am
Reply to Itsme58

🤗 Thanks, Linda.

🎵 You ain't seen nothing yet 🎶

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warrior
Feb 04, 2024 1:32 am
Reply to Danno

Well... you are one lucky son of a gun... because if I could fill my fuel tank with my own (gas), I'd travel the country. 🚘

 

IGGIE
Feb 04, 2024 2:25 am
Reply to Itsme58

Google it.

TerryLT
Feb 04, 2024 4:46 am
Reply to IGGIE

OK, now you've got me curious. What word for your 'bottom' are you referring to? There are so many! Or are you meaning the word 'bottom' itself, which also refers to the male on the 'bottom' in male-on-male sex?

TerryLT
Feb 04, 2024 4:49 am

Farts feel good whether they come out of your bum or your tum, but they are more entertaining now. Maybe it's something to do with the acoustics when they enter the bag!

warrior
Feb 04, 2024 7:30 am

I never met a fart I didn't like.

No wait... I never smelled a fart I liked. No... that's not right either...

Hmm 🤨... I never dealt a fart anyone liked. Bingo!

Downloading now. 3...2...1...

Beachboy
Feb 04, 2024 8:37 pm

A famous playwright once opined: A fart by any other name would be just as sweet...

To fart, or not to fart... that is the question.

Throughout history, farts were there, leading the way. Thus these memorable quotes:

In 1775, Founding Father Patrick Henry proclaimed: "Give me farts, or give me death!"

Nathan Hale expressed: I only regret that I have but one fart to lose for my country.

Thomas Riley Marshall achieved a small measure of immortality with his quip, "What this country needs is a really good five-cent fart."

In 17th century France, Henry IV reputedly wished that each of his peasants would enjoy "a fart in his pot every Sunday."

Yes, fellow ostomates, the gas we all know and "love to hate" has a splendid history.

So, warrior... get busy.

Past Member
Feb 26, 2024 10:44 am
Reply to Danno

Amen to that

yorkylass
Apr 01, 2024 5:59 pm

A fanny in the UK means a vagina. I guess in the U.S. it means bottom.