Newbie Alert… Simon, an anti-help group dude seeking a help group lol

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Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 12:51 am

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My ileostomy was a total surprise. I woke up from a very long coma, panicking, trying to breathe with a trach after months of intense Fentanyl nightmares, having undergone dialysis, sepsis, tracheostomy, mucous fistula, ileostomy, no hair on the back of my head, just scars from excessive time on the pillow, significant muscle degradation. I'm sure there's other stuff, but you get the picture. I was a bit of a mess.

Because I couldn't walk after six months in a hospital bed, I was placed in an assisted-living facility, which was a lot to deal with, although I made for an interesting resident compared to what the team was used to, apparently, lol.

I stayed there for a month or three before campaigning with doctors and surgeons to go home. Begging the surgeons and my GP, I finally got home and was lifted upstairs by four very strong guys, and my surgeon visited me at home while I did my best to try and find some kind of normal. Instead of driving my M4, I now tried to use my wheelchair, my new stair lift, and a fancy electric scooter, LOL.

So essentially, by my own design, I had to kind of find my way: how to wash, how to walk, how to eat, what to eat, can I have alcohol? What does my love life look like for the rest of my life? At first, it was embarrassment at my lack of ability to move and wash myself… and I still have issues with that now.

I'm blessed with a strong family that has stood by me while we establish what the new me looks like!

So stumbling across this place and reading some of your stories has given me hope, made me happy, made me laugh, and gave me advice on all the things that I actually needed but didn't know where to find.

Anyway, I'm seriously rambling. I look forward to getting to know some of you, sharing experiences, and offering support for people that come through the door behind me. Now I know how important sites like this can be!


Tee in TX
Nov 04, 2025 1:13 am
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You came through the other end and have found your people. 😉

Hugo
Nov 04, 2025 1:55 am
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So glad you found us. You are an inspiration and have a great attitude. I know you will help many.

ron in mich

I like MAO because i learn new things from others sharing what they use.

Jacx
Nov 04, 2025 2:05 am
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Glad to see I am not the only insomniac from the UK. Had my ileostomy done in September. Used to sorting things out myself, but I am so glad I stumbled onto this site. People here are great, and there are a few with a dark sense of humor, which we need.

🤓

Axl
Nov 04, 2025 2:09 am
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Welcome from Oz 🇦🇺

 

My Ostomy Journey: Ryan | Hollister

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Beachboy
Nov 04, 2025 6:54 am
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Welcome from California.

Keep us updated on how you're doing.

Life sometimes throws rocks at us. Just gotta bob, weave, and keep on truckin'.

LB
Nov 04, 2025 7:10 am
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Sounds like you have a true fighting spirit - and a super cozy jumper - welcome

Justbreathe
Nov 04, 2025 11:19 am
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Wow, I agree with Beachboy; sometimes life throws rocks at us - sounds like you received a boulder. Welcome to what I call my ostomy sanctuary. It took me a year to find this place, which indeed turned out to be a place of refuge full of ostomy refugees. Even though many have the loving support of family and friends, no one can relate to being an ostomate as much as another ostomate. Grab on. . . jb


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Heidi B.
Nov 04, 2025 12:14 pm
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Welcome! Sounds like you've been through the wringer; glad you're on the other side now. This site has been a soft and cozy place for me to land; people have been so understanding and helpful...and I've never been one for support groups, either!

indililli02
Nov 04, 2025 12:39 pm
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Wow, what a long trip you have been on! It's amazing the strength that you are showing. Remember, this group is great for the good and bad times.

Kindest regards, Jennifer

AO166
Nov 04, 2025 2:28 pm
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You went through a lot. I hope things get better for you and you manage to walk by yourself. I can understand some of what you went through; I had something called Guillain-Barré Syndrome and was totally paralyzed for a month in the ICU, and my lungs stopped too. I had to learn how to move, swallow, sit, etc., until I got back to normal.

ron in mich
Nov 04, 2025 2:33 pm
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Hi Simon, welcome to the site.

Karliegirl33
Nov 04, 2025 3:16 pm
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Hello Simon 😊

What a story of survival!

So glad you have found this site to be helpful and amusing at times. Ostomy life can be a challenge, and laughter is so important!

Sounds like you are doing much better. Hang out with us and let us know how you're getting along.

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 9:32 pm

Hey karlie

You know what, I have enjoyed responding to the long messages I have received today…

Even today I fitted my Olly perfectly two times back to back, meaning it will last more than 12 hours…

Also I'm on a new medication called pregandomi, and my god, they mess me up SO BAD, but I'm slowly getting used to them as I have come off gabapentin…

Also, when I eat my evening meal, I literally dally asleep 1 minute after finishing, not drowsy, I'm OUT…

So that was today!

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 9:34 pm

You know what I'm beginning to think you're right…

You have to hit the basement to bounce back, and that's me. I'm slowly winning more than I'm losing!!!

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 9:36 pm

2nd Oz I have heard from today, the other one used to share lots of VB and rum with, arguing that your football is mental and makes sense. I sense lol

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 9:38 pm

Hugo

That's what I do, pal: share knowledge and leave nobody behind. Ever.

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 9:44 pm

Hey Jac

It takes all sorts… Odder and darker the better for me…

I white-knuckled the whole process from my bedroom… so wrong, SO wrong… I was just so embarrassed I was a bloody (red kind) mess… a surgeon came to my home and asked if he could tidy me up lol, I said no thanks that's where COVID lives and I had it once as SARS (COVID before it was trendy) coma, full-fat COVID (coma) come back and get it a third time…. Fuck you bro I'm good lol but I'm healed now and coming out the other side just need to walk next lol

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 9:45 pm

Thanks, Ron. I appreciate that, pal.

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 9:48 pm

True story, beach.

Hustle and flow… I have an unbreakable spirit, and it got shattered into pieces, and I don't want anyone to go through that on my watch… wherever they are from, I want to be there for our people.

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 9:53 pm

LB

Well spotted, that's me hiding from myself, lol… (Ugg, if you want one, x)

I was in a fight-or-die scenario, simple.

Honestly, that's it. I know now it was so simple. I tried to stay alive an hour at a time, then a day at a time, then a few days, then back to hourly and eat, cry, sleep, repeat… I know that's gonna resonate with some of you on here.

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 10:00 pm

Well, JB, so if I ever need that ring, permission to come aboard 🙏

I desperately need exactly what you describe. I had a reading (which I never do); she said your family is with you and you are surrounded by love… but I knew that, and I realized it wasn't more love I needed. I wanted to have a normal day. It's been so long since I bounced out of bed full of joy and had a banging full day, and that's nothing to do with my family; they deliver and have gone above and beyond…

So I found myself trawling the web, not knowing what I was looking for. I had an interview to join the Samaritans, and I realized I wasn't ready, but it has given me something to aim for! So I'm here for all of you lot until then, lol

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 11:06 pm

Hi, I'm gonna call you AO1 like a Star Wars character until I know more lol…

I couldn't remember waking up, or should I say being brought around when I had my trach put in. I was trying to breathe, but I couldn't, and I had to learn to let them do it. It was the most terrifying thing I've ever experienced, and I just couldn't get used to it. At that point, apparently, they tried fentanyl, and that chilled me out a bit, surprise surprise. I really don't like talking about that out loud still. Tuff, I'll wake up at night with that one often. I'm sure you've got your triggers too, and on a slightly more relaxed note, it's nice to meet you, Obi-Wan.

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 11:07 pm

Hi karlie

Wow, it's nice to have somewhere to hang where I'm not the odd one out or I'm not trying to second-guess what other people are thinking because I know what you are thinking. Because I am you, well, that sounds weird, but I think you know what I mean. I look forward to getting to know you better.

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 11:08 pm

Thanks, Ron. I appreciate the welcome…

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 11:10 pm

Hi Jenn

Well, it's great to hear from you. I look forward to hearing your war stories or whatever it is that you want to share, but this really is a nice place to land, and I'm feeling at home already.

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 11:11 pm

I feel privileged to have found someone where I'm not the odd one out. It's going to be nice to share stories in time to come. It would appear I don't have anywhere else to go, and this is as good a place as any. 😃 If your kids find somet

Past Member
Nov 04, 2025 11:46 pm

Heidi

I don't like doctors' support groups talking to mates about my problems. I don't even like speaking to my surgeon, so this is a big, big step for me. But hey, nothing changes if nothing changes, so I'm just gonna jump in with both feet and float about and see how it goes.

watsonvito
Nov 08, 2025 8:15 pm
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You've been through hell, but now you're on the other side. You are truly an inspiration! Welcome to the site, and I hope that soon you are walking!

charmoose
Nov 08, 2025 8:48 pm
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You are a warrior! Rock on.