Well the bag exploded with a mighty splash when I rolled out from the bed….
thinking few choice words , screaming, neighbors heard me OH NO NOT A-GAIN. !!
Bag ….. split in two… . Bag split in two…..
A maaaaaassive leak, not a seep
a search for sheets……(sniff sniff)….and Febreze...
Cause the Bag went K-boom..….. Stunk up the room, as usual….
So immediately, it became clear to me, can something here be sung…???
other…. than... screaming what was done? let’s….. have some fun..
yea let’s……... have some fun…..Keyword being ….... fun.. Then trouble has begun..
Well administrators here drew a heavy sigh, because of what what I wrote,…..
decided enough’s enough…...got him on the hook… let’s give him the boooooot!!!
Warrior on the hook….. Warrior’s getting boot!!
Said Sailor Sam, and Nowhere man, yes indeed he will be …. cooked…
Warrior’s goose is cooked… His goose was cooked for good.
Saying Tony-baloney, you cant do this stuff no more….. it... grossed-out …..every-single-one..
I replied in jest, go get bent- saying NOT True you fools, ….. it just graphically true my events....
They replied unpleased, saying we shall see, here’s your papers you are served.
What the Fudge is this?? wasn’t expecting this !!. I was just having funnnnnnn.
I’m a…... Bagger on the Run… Bagger on the Run
Met the County Judge, Italian - ohh FUDGE! . threw his hands up in the air….
Shouting Mamma Mia ,--- whata hava ya dona….? Son- you-a- deaf and dumb.?
Answer me, are you-a- deaf and dumb!
Thinking bout …..running from the Judge…. Running from the Judge..
Judge , you plead-a..? Buono Giormo your Honor, Como Stai?
Of course, I’m Inn--ocent,…..
a harmless thought, was the idea capisce? , this case is reeks of bull--shit.
Judge quipped
No !…. This-a notta fun no Bull.. You speaka leak?? You Son ofva gun, Ita gross everyone..
Now displeased with me, I am totally freaked possible jail time looms,
Thinking bout cell mates boom boom rooms.
baggers guuna get boinked ..baggers gunna get boinked…
And with a Kenn Butt?? ahhhh Mamma Mia, sore pris-siner!
Antonio, ….Coma here…. approach-a dah bench.. Coma be quiet, don’t fall…
My- my biggest fear, spread out on all four.....boink boink forever more..
On Mamma Mia, helpa me-ah…... no….. fun at all… no…... fun at all...
I started thinking hump hump slap,, maybe I should fall ??
Should bagger fake a fall, ?? bagger should stage a fall...
As I drew closer to him,…….something in the … wind… a sniff sniff through me off..
think--ing, I gotta a plan…..I gotta plan…
what can I use? ---A stoma fart, or bust my bag in two.. ...as... I …..fall..
I will accomp-lish this… hit the floor …..for this…I wish I wish...
Reeking awfulleeeeee.. upon closer degree, it really wasn’t me..….,gag..
Thankfully, its not me… no it wasn’t me... nope wasn’t me...
As I stomped my feet….. my notorious thump, thump, beat in server de-fault,
He jumped up said clear dah roooooooma…. No one left but me..
In anticipation of my doom, around me he zoomed, … as….he clapped thump
thumped beats in re--tort.
What- does- this- mean??. Are you making fun of me?? You son of a...Beee...
And as air grew weeeeeak, he signed to me, he clearly wasn’t well….shhhh!
He said Son, looka--you thinka? opened his robe… can YOU help meeeeeee.??
.. he... was ...in ...my former Hell.
Judge ..had.. sprung a leak… Judge had sprung a leak….yup,. down to his feet..
He’s has an ile-osto-me, I just could not believe..
In shock I ….re—ply , I got ack-cesso--rieeeeeeees ..extra bags and rings...times three…
I carry specifically, let’s see what YOU neeeeeeeeed… Si ? Si !!
But as turned to him, with a grin ask cautiously. Piasan, what’s in it for me..??
Chuckling so hard, he began to peeeee, said, Eh Goom-bah. Prego, Arriverderci..
No…..More Bagger on the Run… I will carry on.